I wanted a four door hatch or a eurowagon. What I ended up with was a crossover because that’s basically the only segment in production if you want more trunk space than a sedan but do not need/want something on a truck chassis. 

So no more sunday comics then? 3rd week in a row now we’ve had nothing.

Glad you don’t have to strain yourself doing weekday work and weekend editing, but there’s not going to be any weekend editor on Kotaku? So no more Sunday comics (which I realize hasn’t been posted this week or last)? Sad days. Are all the weekend editors disappearing across all the sites?

Our get the real Thai stuff. Hell, Walmart carries this, so it’s not hard to find, cheap and quality. Nothing against TJ’s...

Police serve a vital function to society and their presence is needed. I think virtually everyone with any measure of sense can admit that at some level. However, one bad apple really does spoil the bunch. Until police officers and their unions are willing and able to act in the best interests of the society they are…

As Meilin awoke one morning from uneasy dreams she found herself transformed in her bed into a gigantic red panda. She was lying on her fluffy, as it were lined with fur, back and when she lifted her head a little she could see her furry black belly on top of which the bed quilt could hardly keep in position and…

it’s easier to find leftover pizza than go in the forest.

Rental car companies still don’t actually reserve a god damn car for you.  All they do is sort of lock in a price. 

Slab Bulkhead!
Fridge Largemeat!
Punt Speedchunk!
Butch Deadlift!
Bold Bigflank!
Splint Chesthair!
Flint Ironstag!
Bolt Vanderhuge!
Thick McRunfast!
Blast Hardcheese!
Buff Drinklots!
Trunk Slamchest!
Fist Rockbone!
Stump Beefknob!
Smash Lampjaw!
Punch Rockgroin!
Buck Plankchest!
Stump Chunkmen!
Dirk Hardpec!
Rip Steakface!
Slate Slabrock!
…

Pining, I tell you.

I traveled to another metaverse where it was just the bottom half

he should be fine, there must be 50 ways to leave your lava

But they go well with ham. 

He likes Right Guard!

Yeah, those are so tacky. I replaced mine with these and they’re way better:

Actual size of the plant I need for the amount of dust in my house.

Sure it wasn’t a meteorite?

Habitant Pea Soup with Smoked Ham. Don’t know what makes it “French Canadian” or what kind of legume is inside; I just learned it’s under Campbell’s umbrella.

I have a TourX. Best car I’ve ever owned. German built (Opel), good looking, fun to drive, extremely practical. No marketing as GM was looking to get out of passenger cars.

With apologies to Bradley Brownell and the approximately 17 other people who actually put their money where their mouths are... the Regal TourX.