Well, you do work in a bakery, soooo....

Juggalos are absolutely more interesting than Fboy Island or SNL, so I’ll take it.

Exactly where my mind went! I also realized the headline of this article can be sung to that tune.

Why did the man put kidney beans in his baby maker?

If they were still voting like Great Grandpa that wouldn’t be a problem, they used to vote Democrat back in those days. Partly because of the New Deal and FDR stuffing money down their pants, and partly before the big Civil Rights switcheroo; farmers used to hate ranchers too. It wasn’t solely the civil rights issues…

Yeah but even when it’s dumb (which is a lot of the time), it was in Seasons 1-3 often very clever and funny. That’s not really the case anymore. Seems like all they have now are C-tier film parodies.

“Help, Help, It’s being repressed!”

Interestingly, his character in this is the spitting image of Al from Happy Days.

This sounds horrid.

This is why I don’t have role models.  

Toyota says Oh, hell no! to Chevy having the ugliest truck in the world honors and declares war!

Are you a bodybuilder? A powerlifter? A weightlifter? A Crossfitter? A runner? A cyclist? A kettlebell enthusiast? If you don’t have a clear answer to this question, you’re in prime territory for being confused.

When you see me rolling up in this, you know what’s about to happen. I’m about to open the door, and saunter out in my baggy track suit wearing house shoes. I’m here to watch the local co-eds play some volleyball while I eat a concession stand corn dog.

.. in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying ‘Beware of the Leopard.’

We love our Regal TourX wagon. It gets a decent amount of attention for a ‘normal’ car but it’s nice that it’s unique and not everyone has one (it’s also just a damn good car). A woman in her 40s came up to us when we were parked and was so excited to ask about it because she “loves wagons” and we had to sadly tell…

or that you really liked it

The only “Aqua Teen” spinoff I want is “Spacecataz 2: The Search for More Spacecataz.”

Luckily it should all come back about 100x faster than it originally took.

I love the idea of this, but... what’s the basis for the commonly found 28 mph speed limit on electric scooters and bicycles? There are precious few roads outside of dense urban centers with a speed limit that low; bumping it to 35 would massively increase the number of roads it could be ridden on.

I find they work better on my head than tin-foil for a hat. People ask less questions, and they are a safer material for filtering out brain transmissions.