Whatever happened to Kulpa-bility?

You’ve had issues 6 out of 10 times there and you continue to go back?

Okay, get your rocks and throwing arms ready: I think Reese’s peanut butter cups are overrated. The peanut butter part is delightfully salty and crumbly. But that chocolate is positively abysmal. Grainy, too sweet, not-chocolatey-tasting. Blech.

And when they looked out their windows, they saw this...

“suggest one of the best runs in recent memory is coming,”

Obviously a white driver or the outcome would have been different and faster

Moxie is delicious and I will fight you.

So he drove it 16 times?

Also leaves a sticky paper trail that they don’t like.  Phone conversations are much easier to deny.

“Head on over to The Athletic to get the full story”, is something that only about 1% of Deadspin readers can do without putting down a credit card, FYI.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he had too much baggage to stuff it, with a cargo hold so small he couldn't fit it all, and had to fly commerical and rough it.

This is a prime example of early mussel car.

Roddy McDowall (FRIGHT NIGHT) and Martin Mull (ROSEANNE) 

based on the amount of redshift in his image, Gruden and the Raiders are receding from us at 99.9976% the speed of light

Just don’t go to Troy for your Odyssey. It’ll take you ten years to get homer.

The good news is every time the Red Sox win the World Series in a year ending in ‘18, they don’t win another one for 86 years.

I respectfully disagree with Monique. The n-word is soaked in the blood of our ancestors and can never be cleansed of that history. It can never be rehabilitated in any form, no matter the spelling. How can it be a term of endearment among our young when its usually the last insult heard as many of them die on our…

he doesn’t have the shooting range for the modern game.

The Democrats would be in power if they weren’t spineless, disconnected, feckless tools who are too busy sniffing their own farts to realize they have been getting their asses whipped for 10 years. Stop blaming the people who came out to vote despite not liking their choices.

O tell me, octopus I begs,
Is those things arms or is they legs?
- Ogden Nash