Well, if you’re a D-I head coach and your players are receiving death threats but you don’t tell the cops or the administration, you’ll probably get fired.

It was car identical to this one, a ‘62 Rambler Classic wagon. Straight with a 3-on-the-tree. I learned to drive on that car.

C’mon man, it’s British.

So one can’t be sex positive and be mad at their dad for stepping out on their mom? Sex positive is really moving from having a meaning to just being a codeword for assholes on the internet who don’t ever want to deal with consequences of their actions, like “nihilist” meme groups. “Sorry I cheated on you, but the…

All the real coaching was done by Asst. Coach Chris Marlowe anyway.

He looks more like a Kyle to me.

the nut on the bus goes pound pound pound

When you’re a Jet you’re a Jet all the way

to be fair, i’ve done it more than once.

Russ Westbrook and Carmelo are going to be like Adolf and Eva Braun. Things might start out great but ultimately, there’s still only one ball between them.

Exactly! My best friend bought it in West Haven, 1973.

Nothing new here, we used to do this shit in the Greater New Haven wayyy back in 1970, when I was 16! There was the “Back Row” at Jimmie’s, or Chick’s in West Haven and then on to Frontage Road in West Haven, East Haven, or Woodward Av. in New Haven’s Annex and have at it. The cars included Beetles with Webber carbs…

My tricks even better... simply turn the glass upside down emptying the contents into your digestive tract... repeat as necessary until all your superficial fucks are gone.

I think you mean love stars out of 5.

Basements? We don’t do basements in Texas. Slab foundations. That way when the tornado comes and wipes away your house, you have a clean surface to work with.

I’ll assume you’re a more recent fan of European football.

Fantasists who release their novels every year, do not offer books of large volume.

May be jurisdiction specific? In my state they claim they don’t have jurisdiction to write an accident report. ... Though in typing this, I just remembered getting a lecture and “let go” for driving too fast in one c. 1991.

Really? You make a drug reference regarding how mellow Jamaica was and you pick Valium? JAMAICA?

The Carthaginians I’m sure did some “light pillaging” during Hannibal’s invasion. Given the makeup of Carthage, I’m willing to bet everything all around the Mediterranean got mixed up with everything else all around the Mediterranean, including Ethiopia. So yeah, if you come from one of those current day locations,…