I took the shell off my racing snail, thinking it would make him faster.

The Penguins still have some tricks up their sleeves

However, the sexual assault during the Red Wings game did not occur between periods.

whoa, it’s friday already?!

Everything you said was rendered irrelevant when you called Hoosiers a bad sports movie. Two academy award nominations, AFIs fourth best sports film of all time, 88% on Rotten Tomatoes, Gene Hackman, Barbara Hershey, Dennis Hopper. You’re letting your partisanship cloud your judgement. Hoosiers is a great sports…

A picture of the driver has been leaked!

I guess this is oakay.

This whole “OBEY ANY AND EVERY ORDER YOU ARE GIVEN OR YOUR HUMAN RIGHTS ARE FORFEIT” deal aboard airliners is getting really old.

Running shoes/clothes, whose lack of use are always a double regret.

It is a reference to Space Balls.

Without him, they were screwed.

It was only a matter of time until Syracuse fell, especially after graduating Archimedes

at one point the younger one broke into tears and accused me of treating them like slaves (he’s six), which occasioned a short and stern conversation.

It’s an NBA-style move that’s drawing comparisons to what Sam Hinkie did with The Process in Philadelphia.

*Shocker Sticker*

It’s simple: if a player is a domestic amateur, they’re dropped into a lottery pool that includes all of the clubs except LA. LA has the opportunity to use their Free Player Card at any time unless another club uses their Gimme That Dude option. BUT if the commissioner decides to spin the Wheel of Decisions, all of…

Her opponent later admitted that it was the longest he ever lasted with a girl.

I joined Planet Fitness. It’s five minutes from my house and open 24 hours. I never go on free food day, (too crowded). Whenever, I can’t sleep I can go and walk on a treadmill at 3AM for an hour.

“International Federation of Bodybuilding president Rafael Santonja”

Execution seems like an overreaction. I prefer a policy that just lox ‘em up.