This must be one of those “Magic Eye” pictures that I could never see. People keep telling me they see a great hitter. The Cubs told me they saw $184,000,000 worth of talent.

He got all huffy.

Nobody expects the Spanish friend tradition.

Go fuck yourself.

Don’t be fooled. This Laminator is not the ultimate weapon for disposing of sheep you were expecting. It broke on the first one, and left me naked and staring down an angry ewe with a bump on it’s head. Total waste of 16 bucks. 1 Star.

Don’t be fooled. This Laminator is not the ultimate weapon for disposing of sheep you were expecting. It broke on…

Sorry, I don’t do this often, but it was too funny:

“Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.”

“Jay, shotgun is the formation, not the accuracy setting you should be on.”

I’m 100% with you. I gave up going for a six-pack years ago. In my 40s, I proudly sported a keg. In my 50s, it somehow became the whole brewery.

mosquitoes are truly awful. i shall cite a photograph taken at a place where i often work, in arctic alaska.

Not to be outdone the Charleston Riverdogs single A baseball team is offering to revoke the press credentials of the first 500 journalists who come to Saturday nights game.

Loctite makes a HUGE amount of adhesives besides the standard you’re thinking of. Their landscape adhesive is scary strong.

It is because you have to choose from the lesser of multiple evils

That was the second-best bank shot of the day, behind only Northern Iowa’s.

No, it was not Burneko.

The RICE method is outdated, most progressive PTs, MTs and trainers are moving away from it, as it can actually delay healing. Even the originator of RICE is opposed to it. http://www.drmirkin.com/fitness/why-ic…

You take on a plumbing repair, and an old, corroded pipe disintegrates in your hands. Because of the snow you can’t get out to Home Despot for a replacement, so you spend the next couple of days with no running water.

plan on making or buying about four ten pieces per person.