If you're disciplining a one year old, you aren't even fucking trying to parent.

The Steam page has this amazing screenshot

Goodell is a mendacious tool who's undoubtedly going to to get canned or can himself in the near future. But Ray Rice is unlucky. I say that not to defend his conduct in any way; slugging your wife/girlfriend is categorically reprehensible and his indefinite suspension is well deserved. The fault in his stars (or…

This whole fiasco kind of puts the whole "Michael Sam is a distraction" argument into its proper context.

"Yeah, you know what Roger, that excuse fucking stinks."

Goodell is on the way out after this one, but I don't know if TMZ ever said they've always had this tape. It is interesting timing that Revel just closed and now this comes out. Perhaps a former employee got their hands on it and sold it to them. Law enforcement would have already had it though, and the NFL most…

Baltimore: [cuts Rice]

I have noticed a distinct quiet on the western front from those here (mostly gray-zone folks) who a few weeks ago were saying Rice should skate because his woman attacked him viciously with a full- on physical assault, that his self-defense did not count as domestic violence and people aghast at this made a mountain…

People seem really eager to be disappointed by this game.

Right? And it's not like it's hard to be this way, if anything being a poorly-adjusted person who acts like a spoiled whiny brat takes considerable effort over my "point and laugh and forget" strategy.

I really fear for the day when your children read all the horrible shit you write about them.

I am clairvoyant, so I don't need to see it to know that it will suck, just like Heath Ledger in The Dark Knight. Also, my consciousness time travels, so it will impact my childhood. Somehow. And I don't know what a producer does, so I will assume that everything in this movie is because of Michael Bay. ANd how dare…

God of War 3.

In the end, Martin felt his only option was to walk away from a realm so unfamiliar and hostile.

Lettuce - no. Mushrooms - yes. And if you're feeling adventurous, throw a couple thin slices of salami on the griddle for a second and then put them on the bottom of the roll before the steak.

Steak-ums are cheaper, easier and quicker. I'll stick with them.

There's an art to designing a good user interface. Some companies, like Netflix, Apple and Google, know this. I get the impression Valve...doesn't. At least not all the time.

Great, from the heart, comments. I usually don't care much for Shannon Sharpe, but he nailed this.

Ireland richly deserves to be fired based on his personnel work alone: the Dolphins roster is studded with nobodies and mediocrities. Simply put, he blows at his job.

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