I actually got a kill with the Mozambique just yesterday and felt like a badass.

It’s kind of a minor miracle that everything about this game could’ve been a soulless cash-grabey endeavor meant as a stopgap while their Star Wars game shaped up and yet it’s got adorable easter eggs, a loot box model that’s completely transparent, core shooting that makes full-price titles look jank in comparison,…

For real. It seems like bog standard pricing for a F2P model, nothing super egregious and primarily cosmetic besides two of the initial heroes requiring unlocks

If Goku from Super saw Krillin get blown up by Freeza for the first time, he’d definitely just remark at how powerful Freeza is even after the Spirit Bomb and then bust out Super Saiyan by focusing on the back itch he can’t scratch. 

The moment I always point to in this movie that encapsulates everything about how badly it misses the mark with regards to Superman is a small bit in the Zod fight. Superman escapes a collapsing building and ends up careening into a parking garage. He walks out, there’s people nearby, and Zod drops in. Zod kicks a…

Makes perfect sense, I know.

Makes perfect sense, I know.

What an amazing self own it is that Cheetolini’s idea of catering is sending out some aides on a Mickey D’s run because he’s too cheap for a real catering company.

#stevieaintblind

Stevie Wonder would’ve blown the whistle on that play.

Watch literally any interview he did with Randy Savage and marvel at the fact that not only did he never break, he kept the interview from devolving into utter insanity. Rest in peace, an absolute legend. 

I think the one game on this list that was something truly phenomenal was Dragon Ball FighterZ. Something about it being pinned at the nexus point of a resurgent and highly popular anime, the return of fighting games to general gaming consciousness, and the continued rise of eSports made the hype for it reach an…

Spider-Man is excellent but it also didn’t really push boundaries in any way. Every other game on this list has at least One Thing that is really special, but in many ways Spider-Man was a game I’d played dozens of times before. Still had a fucking blast playing it, though.

I genuinely hope Elon Musk is one of the first people on Mars so he can get the fuck out of my face.

Now I’ll spend my life dreaming about Kevin Harlan yelling “Holy FUCK!” the next time he sees a dunk that completely owns. 

As good and immersive and vast and incredible to experience as RDR2 is, there are many moments where it’s frustrating to actually play it.

I’ll grant the fancy suit but from Chapters 2 to 4 Arthur looked damned magnificent with his length 4 mutton chops.

Dead on. I watched it in much the same headspace, deeply depressed and isolated, and over the entire watch of the series I experienced so many emotional states that I thought I was having a breakdown. By the end of EoE though, what I’d ultimately learned is that depression doesn’t have to win in the end, I can try as…

Cavill can pull off rugged (Man of Steel, Mission Impossible) so I wouldn’t worry so much about him being too pretty as Geralt.

Proper Western outlaw.