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“Businesses need to be politically agnostic or they risk alienating large swaths of the country whether you agree with them or not.”

I played Mercy exclusively in S4 and never got beyond 2017SR. I busted my ass to get everyone healed, I damage boosted when I felt it was appropriate (Roadhog Ult, Pharah, 76, etc.), I zipped around the battlefield with GA, tried to shoot when I could, and used my Ult if I had it, even just to revive 2 people, in

The only thing Brock Osweiler stands for is aggressive mediocrity.

Lil exaggeration, I admit. Point is, Mayweather was gonna put him on the deck. McGregor couldn’t even get his gloves up by the time Mayweather rocked him and it was all headhunting from there.

Dead on. Mayweather spotted him the first 3 rounds, barely even punching in the first two. After 4, Mayweather began tagging him at will and he clearly wore down McGregor by 9. There’s a lot of “ref shouldn’t have stopped the fight” truthing going on and frankly, Mayweather was going to make him a vegetable if the

The Dolphins are so boring and irrelevant that every year they are the worst WYTS article because Drew can’t muster up enough fucks to hate on them properly.

After spending an embarrassing amount of money on Hearthstone, I eventually caught wise to the fact that they didn’t give a shit about balance around the time they introduced Standard and Wild. Because rather than make an intricately balanced card game, they simply threw all the old sets in the trash so they could

Different, less funny theory: D&D want to do Confederacy so badly that they’re hamstringing GoT and rushing through it just so they can get to “guys what if racism still existed in USA” faster.

People sussed out that Bittertide Hydra was gonna be SO SO SO BAD before the expansion release and here we get concrete proof of it. It’s a 8/8 lead weight around your neck that every single player will milk for damage before hard removing it and you can’t even use it as a proper beatstick because any given taunt

Haven’t seen LeBron dunk on somebody that ferociously since he ended Jason Terry’s whole existence.

Exactly.

Fucking obviously. Put together people don’t generally punch up their dads out of paranoia that they called the police to check on you.

As somebody who really enjoyed Skolnick’s work throughout the years on radio and in print covering the Heat/Cavs behind the scenes, it sucks seeing him fall. Hope he gets himself together.

Right after this series of logs, you get to the reveal of what Zero Dawn actually is - a project meant to bring back humanity after the end. It adds several extra twists of the knife to these logs in particular because even with everything else, the Guliyevs at least believed that Zero Dawn might make it all worth it.

On the negative side, they’ll have to give up their practice squad trophy to get it :(

WHY YOUR TEAM SUCKS: Miami Dolphins

Not just any cow, either. It’s the same cow you have to launch all the way back in Level 1 in order to beat the level. It’s a pretty funny brick joke.

I clicked through this event chain to go “I live in South Florida, Witcher 3 sounds like a goddamn hurricane all the time” and I see this. Anyone who’s lived through a proper cyclonic storm knows Witcher 3 is waaaaay over the top with the wind and rain. Frankly I’ve gone days in Witcher 3 having it rain and storm and

2 out of 3 crates are free, so you’re definitely not wrong. I’m sort of in the middle on it because there are skins being put behind a paywall, after all, and loot boxes are inherently random because they want you to gamble on them. Random cosmetics in general are just shitty.

“They bwoked their pwomise and now I can’t trust anything they say ever again!!” is such a silly response to this. They’re selling us a product, a product we’ve been all too happy to buy. They aren’t developing the game to garner people’s goodwill. Bluehole and PlayerUnknown aren’t your friends and at the end of the