AlmightyHamSandwich
AlmightyHamSandwich
AlmightyHamSandwich

You realize “1 AFC Championship game” IS significantly better than Ryan Tannehill, right?

There’s a monthly subscription you can get that’s $11 a month, if for some reason you’ll be cancelling Prime before your 9th month or just aren’t great at math.

Amazon Prime? Absolutely. In fact, this article could well be “Amazon Prime is awesome, now gives you Twitch stuff if you’re into that, but seriously, free 2-day shipping, movies, shows, and music? It literally pays for itself in a year people, come on.”

I picked up Batman: Arkham Knight recently during a WB sale (yes, on PC) and I’m finishing up various odds and ends in that game after getting through the main campaign + the awful DLC story packs. The PC version still isn’t perfect but I can manage ~60 FPS on low settings with the odd framerate stutter and the game

The fact that he’s not Ryan Tannehill.

Let us never, ever forget that the Dolphins were first in line to draft Andrew Luck when they started the 2011 season 0-7 (OH AND FUCKING SEVEN) because Jeff Ireland was a shitty fucking GM and Tony Sparano was a shitty fucking coach. Then, they dared to win 6 of their last 9 games with a lame duck coach (Tony Sparano

Hell, just through the first 4 games, Gase has been worse than Philbin at literally everything as a head coach. The whole team is a complete failure, as it has been for over a decade

Trump literally cannot stop interrupting

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Wow, these guys sound like a coupla NERDS to me.

I was trying to get an inaccuracy corrected and dude calls me pedantic. Pretty funny, really.

Actually, power-ups are given on a timer, 10 seconds after the ball is put in play and then 10 seconds after a player finishes using one.

Jose’s name was, legitimately, everywhere down here. Most every Marlins jersey I saw said “Fernández” on the back. My brother and his best friend, big Marlins fans, went to several games this year - 3 of them were when he pitched. Jose was winning back so much good will for the Marlins just by being Jose and I’m glad

I got to watch him pitch live. He was already a master. 2016 can burn in Hell forever.

Next time a star RB is mulling whether or not to sit out their final college season to protect his draft status and some analyst drone questions his entire moral character and commitment to football, we should just play Leonard Fournette’s 2016 over and over again.

Pure damage control. He’s gonna try to sell some bridges here soon.

There was an entire mini-documentary about how the Patriots maintain their success, here’s a screencap:

Everyone, including the people who actually did spend money on the game, and now don’t get to play what they paid for.

Never ever ever ever ever ever ever spend actual money on mobile games that you can’t play without a connection. You are renting content that can and will be taken away from you.

Nobody who has any power in the NFL (that is to say, the loudest owners and Goodell) is actually smart. Seriously, go down the list of the owners who swing their dicks around (for example, Jerruh, Snyder, Kroenke, York) and they’re all rich scumbags who universally have tons more dollars than sense. Then you have that

In America, if you have the wrong name or wrong skin color, you’re exempt from all kinds of legal protections. Why should this asshole be treated any differently? This is the goddamn Land of the Free and Home of the Brave motherfucker, where you’re free to live under the thumb of an increasingly authoritarian