He's kinda got a Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer thing going on there.

Great idea. I should do this. Where do you carry the loot you care about - in a belt or pouch or something? Back in the day when people still carried traveler's checks, I always kept mine strapped to my belly.

Anybody know how much this costs? I've been saving up my pennies for the Kimye wedding t-shirt but if this is just a few dollars more . . .

Yeah, my doctor was like "do you really want diarrhea and labor at the same time?"

Haha - bumpy roads are supposed to work 2. I remember considering riding the F train from end to end when I was 40 weeks pregnant to get the damn kid out.

Yep, while living in New Orleans (lots of muggings there) I started carrying a very pared down version of my wallet, only a credit card or debit card, only one ID, and one health insurance card and some cash. That was it.

"he was the cutest baby on the floor."

That's a really good idea!

Lawd Jesus, I am have ALL the nightmares tonight.

It's too large!! Honestly, I just eeped out loud! the stuff of nightmares...

All the people on reddit saying to lower the cat's dosage are MEAN. I've been where that cat is, and it is GLORIOUS.

I think the designer captured Kanye's "I DID NOT DO ANYTHING WRONG WHEN I YELLED AT THAT PERSON IN A WHEELCHAIR TO STAND UP IT IS THE MEDIA'S FAULT BECAUSE OF 9/11 AND GEORGE BUSH" face perfectly though.

I mean c'mon Rebecca . . . YOU DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT HER CERVIX DILATING EITHER!!!! Or how many contractions she had per minute!!!!1111

The literal people of the world need our extra patience and guidance - bless them. That and something tells me ole Jellyhead is a man who has little experience of being heavily…

Oh my god, by the end she was basically like 'REBECCA. TAKE THE BABY OUT OF MY BODY. YOU CAN HAVE IT. I DON'T CARE. SEND ME CHRISTMAS CARDS; I'LL BE IN HAWAII DRINKING MAI TAIS FOR THE NEXT 50 YEARS. HAVE FUN.'

Hand it down to future generations for what purpose? Nightmares? Kindling?

mugging certainly lead to labor. The headline stands. Bravo, kickass pregnant lady!

5 hours isn't "a few" and anyone who's been in labor understands what probably happened vs the way this article would lead others to believe. But okay - she was a badass when she needed to be and she made it through labor successfully...win/win/

I laughed SO HARD at this because a friend of mine just went through this with her last pregnancy.

Nope. Calling BS on you. Having been 9 months pregnant twice I can attest that running down a mugger and fighting him off when you're that effing uncomfortable is the victory. She deserves the headlines. AND it's likely that event triggered her contractions.

This cat isn't high, but someone posted it yesterday and I can't stop staring at it. Though if it helps, I was high when I saw it.