I'm with you though. Like how are you going to spend 13k on a dog when countless others get gassed and injected to death every day?

Looks like that popsicle has been butt-fucking a snow cone.

"50. Udon Noodles"

My family once bred (it was the 80s...) our toy poodle (on the big side, closer to minature) with another toy poodle (normal size) and wound up with a teacup by accident. The puppy was so big for a toy poodle (also only one puppy) when it was born, but after it was born, it pretty much did not grow. She wound up…

It's totally going die an early death... poor, poor cotton ball

How long could you stand it? I'd lose my shit and punch her.

What about a turnip shaped like a thingy?

How about this little guy?

I don't know what's worse, the Ray Rice jersey or the two guy selfie.

Look Erin, there's two sides to every story. Yeah, these guys are clearly showing support for a terrible man, but on the other hand, now every woman should know to avoid them. You shouldn't judge!

It's nice of these guys to give the women around them such a clear and undeniable red flag. Most people have to wait weeks or even months to figure out that a guy is a piece of shit, they're really saving us all a lot of time here.

That's your winner? Pffft...

Yeah, I adopted a shih-tzu who was chucked from a puppy mill that was evidently attempting to do "teacup" breeding and I found out, at only 6, that his thoracic discs are DEEPLY messed up on like, a congenital level and I'm infuriated that shitty fuckwit breeders are sacrificing the health and comfort of animals (and…

There should be subdivisions on this list for circumcized and uncircumcized.

That is exactly when I saw this poor puppy. I bet he has a pretty hard life (outside of the obvious benefits of being owned by wealthy people), the huge eyes and tiny skulls breeding phenomenon is just cruel for the animals that have to deal with the defects. I adopted a very extreme-faced Persian cat from the local…

So many (most?) toy breeds were bred down from larger dogs, is it just that breeders were more cautious back then? Can we blame it all on Paris?

Pullleeease. The world's cutest dog owns ME, and is worth eleventy hundred billion dollars.

Also, horseradish doesn't get its own special mention, it just gets lumped in with "all manner of root vegetables"? Our seders look like bachelorette parties every year.

These peppers?

EWWWWWWWW now I'm never going to be able to look at a dick again because it will remind me too much of these giant flesh-eating worms from outer space.