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Oh, god, Mike North.

Can’t wait for SBNation’s longform profile of him.

Rumors like this are really putting a Dent in his reputation.

Hmm, he is being very secretive about this injury. Very withdrawn. Very different. It’s like there are two sides of him. Like he has two faces...

I agree with this comment.

I guess Blackhawk fans will be...

They’re based in Cleveland.

Our American Cousin.

The last thing Jay Cutler wants any part of is giving a young kid a shot.

I think we have evidence of that already. It was done from about 800BC through 400AD and gave us what we call the Bible.

Fortunately, Cutler is immune to criticism. Unlike his kids, who aren't immune to a goddamn thing.

Simmons must have an offer to become the head scout of the New York Mets

There are worse ways to spend your Tuesday.

Quite a delayed reaction from Mason. On par for the course I suppose.

Doctor: Jose, we're rushing you into surgery right now. We can save your finger.

The finger then bounced off his head and went over the outfield wall