If it was ranked according to my favorite team to play, they'd be number one. Especially because, since there was no big man, the only defense you could play with them was attempting to steal the ball every time.

"After further review, it has been determined that the ball carrier was not facing Mecca at the time of his celebration; therefore the penalty stands."

Disagree:

what's that

I don't know what's sadder here. The Lions playoff record or his kid having a kid of his own by the age of 23.

Eh, its where suburbanites go and get herpes.

I was born in '89. This franchise has sucked for the vast majority of my life. Fuck the '85 Bears, half of that team can't even remember to put pants on in the morning.

You mean the season where it took triple-overtime to beat Pitt?

This is terrible news to be sure, but in terms of tragic student deaths on the Kent State campus, this doesn't rank in the top four.

Jimmy clausen blocked me for this one.

For a few years now, my internet buddies and I have been trolling Philadelphia radio guy Howard Eskin (51k followers), constantly asking him if it's really him on twitter. Even though he's verified, we were still skeptical. We needed confirmation.

Last year David Aardsma (pitching for the Mets at the time) tweeted that his bed was stolen from his new apartment in New York (weird, right?). It happened after he blew a save, so I said if he blows one again I'm coming back for the dresser. He blew it that night, and blocked me.

This is why Deadspin comments are the worst. Everyone tries to get their pun in, and most are just shit. Actual discussion doesn't exist.

Around the Cutler house they call it Measles on Wheels.

Added perk, the size of the van provides ample distance between Jay and his unvaccinated children.

True story: After Chicago lost the 2016 Olympic bid, Mayor Daley's administration withdrew from the aforementioned US World Cup bid in a move that can only be described as a bitter tantrum.

EDITED to add this link (sorry for masturlinkation): http://chicagoist.com/2010/01/15/cit…

I appreciate & acknowledge the guy's gesture, but you're comment just made me puke

you're crazy