Well, second-rate on a good day.

Non-Spurs fans continue to obsess over Spurs, I see.

Well, to get a point across to large group of morons you unfortunately have to start thinking like them (which, unfortunately, I think I can do)

Reminder: Dustin Penner (A HOCKEY PLAYER) hurt himself eating pancakes.

This is the most embarrassing shit about being a hockey fan. Unfortunately, this will never kill it thanks to copious amount of meatheads who follow the sport. It will come again during the playoffs, when somebody plays through a life threatening in jury again (like a dumbass).

Fun fact: When Greg was named coach, Creighton's AD introduced him as "Doug McDermott" after talking about how great Greg is for 7 minutes.

Watched a bit on both the CBJ and Dallas broadcast. Must be said that both crews did an A+ job given the situation.

That people are very disoriented and not really aware what's going on after regaining consciousness following a medial situation

I want Charles Oakley to be on every episode of chopped.

Bobby should have taken a page from his Stanford classmate and just said "When you try me with a sorry writer like Haisley, that's the result you going to get."

What does Greg think you can't put granola on?

Sunday: The Canucks close the roof.

Tottenham's 2013-2014 Season Flop Was Oscar-Worthy

Marchman is the boring dad of Deadspin.

(Kicks open door)

I agree. I get that Johnson has his college basketball commitments with Fox, but suppose they are just putting him on Champions League duty once CBB is done. That's about 3 weeks (for fox, anyway) and you put him in straight for the quarters? Seems extremely risky.

"Sigh, that was the 15th time we had to do it Dwight, was that good enough?" -Rockets Instagram guy (which is probably a real title).

Do you actually think you're North West's father?

Really excited that the game is on Fox Sports 2, which a. nobody gets or b. if you get it, you don't get it in HD.

There's no such thing as an impossible angle if Pavelec is in net.