Guess Joshua Pynadath is more of a luxury than a need

He's right (here comes a shitty, obvious one)!

Spurs' twitter feed had a pretty big meltdown over that yesterday

To make things worse, POO and ASS were already taken as names

HEY GUYS I JUST GOT HERE ANYBODY MADE A RILEY COOPER JOKE??????????????????????????

I say this all as a self-loathing Spurs supporter for what it's worth

Here's what's going to become of the kid when he grows up

When I saw an article about a guy in North London not letting a team bu anybody I thought this would be about Ivan Gazidis

SIGN HIM UP, ARSENE

Echo everything being said about Miles. Muskat isn't bad, but it's not too close.

Pretty ironic to show somebody wearing a Tino Martinez jersey in this story

I'm gettin' sick of seein' Iceland represented by a bunch of whining babies

I'm way late to the party on this, but....

However, Aaron Rodgers is still short.

How hard of a time are you having avoiding Darren Rovell?

There was Sum Ting Wong with his response

Psh, who cares about the story, how about the genius mic placement? Way to go, random PA!

Obviously this sucks, but is anybody shocked? Sure, everybody knew last year that the Cowboys Stadium pitch was awful, but CONCACAF will never turn down a sure thing money grab. It's just funny that us as American's moan about awful conditions in Central America, but here we are.

While I'm sure MLB would have taken heat for delaying this, why not announce the suspension when the season is over? The Brewers season was lost anyway, they won't mind taking into the top pick.

Maybe I just have a terrible sense of humor (spoiler alert: yes) but wouldn't a Los Lakers D12 jersey be hilarious?