I'd really like to know more about this party such as a. could anybody there go up and approach him and b. did he stay any longer than an hour?

Nevermind

Kobe has circled Rockets games on his calendar, and will do so for the next half-decade.

Why are we acting like this is the first time this has happened?

"Nike, Puma and True Religion won't be happy to see their brand's name on the list of items seized by police, but I don't see it hurting the brand too much."

I thought "Air Bud: Golden Receiver" had a different plot...?

In fairness, nobody really likes going to PA so we all hear about how great it is when were in New York

Yuengling is the biggest overrated, piece of crap beer in the world. Us midwestern folk hear about it and are like "Whoa, they have Yuengling! I've heard so many loud ass holes from the east coast yell about it, should be awesome!" Then you realize that loud ass holes from the east coast part and realize "man, those…

What's impressive is that Xavier and Cincinnati are both in the same city yet completely different places on the map

Dallas, only for the lazy headline of "Who shot OL?"

Aaaahuuugh

As a bias Hawks fan, I noticed it by Shaw on the Chara penalty but that was pretty much all I saw. While stuff like that is obviously a load of crap, it's the only way for Shaw to possibly win a "battle (if you even want to call it that)" against a guy like Z.

Jamie Moyer's son? How common is it for a guy who's (got to be) in his 30's to be drafted?

I'm second on this idea but whatever

I'm not a father, not planning on being one soon and the Hawks play at 7. Why should I come to your book signing?