Part of being a true Jalop is owning cars of questionable build quality and loving them in spite of (or because of) it. While also telling everyone you can find how much the build quality of the car you love sucks.

I’d trade my massive three inch cock for a two-incher if I could drive around in this thing.

Let me start by saying I love this. If I had that kind of money laying around, I’d probably DD something equally awesome/ridiculous (such as the Filson Edition AEV Brute Doublecab or a bobbed deuce and a half).

But at the same time, I can’t help but call out the pickup bed portion of the vehicle. Sure, it will hold a…

Sorry I laughed when you said fake engine noises in the cabin, cause only EV’s do that right?

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Eh, I see it as more of a return to form. Our ‘cars’ are getting back to the overall shape of pre-1950s ‘cars’. Just, we call them crossovers and SUVs now. Works better for most people, but here’s hoping the proper sedan doesn’t go completely down the tubes in the process.

Cool list. But where do the bodies go now?

275/35’s in the rear are a wee bit wider than the chocks, so they’re not visible in this pic. This ain’t my first rodeo.

“I’m pretty sure the doctor prescribed too much behavior med for Jayden. I’ll just start giving him half the dose and take the rest myself.”

Please tell me the chocks just aren’t visible.

I’ve been wondering this too. I have recently come to this conclusion.

I dunno. My primary car is a crossover, and sits high enough that I wouldn’t be able to see most Audis’ four rings if they were right on my bumper. But what I would be able to—and do—see practically glued to my rear windscreen is “F.O.R.D.” spelled out in giant block letters.

Land Rover, it’s a Land Rover. Jalopnik needs to pick it up today, normally I’d expect people here to identify the car before the big grey blob tipping it over with its big white face fingers.

2025 NSX. Shhh.....don’t tell anyone.

Ahahaha, this list. A billion music videos from various different rap artists featuring Benz’s, and not a single one made the list.

Rational decision-making, consideration of long-term consequences, knowing when the safest course of action is to back down—all of these should be a factor when considering someone’s suitability to own a firearm, is the point I imagine he’s trying to make.

Bet he’s still allowed to purchase a gun...