1. Hatch

There's one around here with "R8OR" number plate. It took me a second.

OMG MORE

510 HP inline five?!!

That's hysterical.

Shut up, idiot.

Tangent Audiworld nerds: gold ur-Quattro for sale at Chequered Flag in Marina Del Rey.

So what's the difference between something like this and a wagon? People here go crazy over wagons. I don't get it, but I'm not here to hate, I have a friend who's the same way.

If it's "all the car you could ever possibly want", then what's it a gateway to? Wouldn't a "gateway" car leave you wanting more, like a "gateway" drug?

How do you change a tire 'by the slimmest margin'? Isn't the act itself already marginal? Ah, wait...this is gawker grammar - sorry, i furgeted.

Malaise-era styling and accessories to the rescue!

Fair enough! Win or no, what she (and any of the ladies on this list) can do with a car is still mighty impressive. I could only ever hope to be good enough to drive one of those stages and not die immediately in my own car at normal speed.

Besides being much smaller and on a totally different platform, sure.

Bob Costas Was Here.

There are only two meanings:

Has the meaning of "Troll" changed at some point after I hit my 30's?

"Do you even know what a write off is??"

The car wash cannot save you now!

Who in their right mind would want Jeremy Clarkson in their advertisement?

I would actually say that's one of the better pictures of him