If you crash into a tree and die while playing? It only matters to your family.

I think it's the only reason he's doing this, of course. It probably beats being forgotten—which it was. Since these are "built" to order, the customer can specify Alteeza tail lights rather than Buick Enclave ones to make it truly beautiful. Maybe throw in some Vogue tires, too.

Imagine how enjoyable driving would be in a city without public transportation.

Welcome to Fatal Flaw, where I choose a cool car that is made significantly less desirable by the fact that it isn't cool.

"Asshole", really? An asshole is someone who takes up two spaces. This was a "psychopath".

Crackpotstoner: Bartender, what are these pretzels doing here?

I never need much of an excuse to post this:

Are you sure that's not a mobile crematorium?

For the little people.

I'm just nuts about this car, may I take a test drive?

Big chin, loves cars (reallllllly loves cars)...sounds familiar.

Say oops upside your head, say oops upside your head

Publicly traded corporations would be interesting...and frightening.

My understanding, from Googling, is that he or she was referring to bronze campaign stars for serving multiple times, not a bronze star medal for valorous conduct. You can get four of them ( the fifth conferring a silver star). I'm assuming the first one earns you the right to drive a Hummer free of others' opinions

To ditch the pod, you need to address our desire for privacy, utility, and independence. If the pod is, say, nothing more than a box in which you can sit comfortably and anonymously and transport the odd parcel here and there, then it would be fairly efficient assuming that the means of propulsion and navigation were…

Jason, this is a surprisingly restrained headline during what seemed like Hyperbole Month on Jalopnik. I was fully expecting:

Maybe?

"As a veteran" does it for me—unless it really has something to do with being a veteran, which most often it doesn't.

I'm pretty sure the reason they ran away is because they were undocumented aliens from Mexico, right? Affluent citizens of the United States of America just don't do that stuff.

Translation: Audi's are great for people who don't drift or find drifting cool.