Don't worry, it's Hyperbole Week on Jalopnik.

Me too. Actually, there were two totally iconoclastic, unappreciated cars I lusted for that no '70s/'80s high schooler had even heard of at the time; the Pantera GT-5 and the Ur Quattro. They were two cars without pedigree and I loved them even more for it. The Pantera I first saw was in one of the car magazines in…

That's a car? If so, then my vote goes for this one sounding least like a car.

Sounds better than a 3-cylinder Ford Fiesta engine with a modified exhaust.

You are probably lying to yourself about not taking your eyes off the road, but I get the idea that physical interfaces can theoretically be operated by feel. I don't think touch screens should be made for drivers to use while driving, rather to use before hitting the road (or by the passengers). Any simple…

...(along with the Silver Arrows)...

Itchy-trigger-fingered Germans in South America? What WERE they nervous about?

Or Cobalted?

Sounds like tailgating to me.

Don't forget lots of Ford drag racing, too. Although...

Don't mind him, Máté, I think he just has a Bug up his ass.

How much does a nuclear sub weigh? Enough to break the ice...hi there, my name is Alle.

I think the European Union is mandating that auto manufacturers use micro USB? Or curvy cucumbers...I forget.

Yikes. Blunted log splitter?

Raudi A8 (which is basically what the S8 is). (I know, doesn't work as Rudi A8.)

Shoot, it'd be redneck and neck with it...plus you could dang near buy a hunnert o'em for the same price as that I-talian firebird.

I don't feel like I'm getting the whole story. The seller surely could have said, "Sure, I'll sell it to you. Just come by, give me the money, and take it away." EXCEPT that the problem for most of them come when the long-distance buyer starts demanding assurances that the car won't be sold under their nose while…

So, the 240 average speed of the #3 Audi, which retired on the 25th lap meant that it maintained that speed for 24 hours?

Hypnoticbutcher stated that the Audi "had the fastest lap time and fastest average speed," which is a fact. What you infer is your problem. It's likely that the Toyota was the fastest, at the time, and the improved later lap times for the Audi were undoubtedly partly attributable to reduced traffic later, but the…

You don't read very carefully, Mr. Broken Record. The response was to the claim that Toyota had the best car.