This is spectacular.

That's great.

Jesus! +1

Shit, this is gonna be really confusing to my kids. Until now they've understood that I'm referring to drinking moonshine from a gas can when I tell them that as soon as they go to bed I'm going to "suck Daddy Juice until I pass out."

Look, let's not make too big a deal out of this. Anybody who's just that fired up to see roided-out beefcakes in spandex reenacting the glory days of Ancient Greece is perfectly capable of going to dinner at Cher's house.

Happy birthday, bud.

He's OK. He's looked better, and I think he's pretty much done with man, but he'll be alright.

Fun day. Started with a stupid stretchy rubber hose thing snapping across the length of my kitchen and ripping my son's lower lip in half (necessitating a race to the ER where a nasty, rude, unsympathetic plastic surgeon stitched my screaming son's face back together) and ended with my wife and me winding things down…

I don't know you, but I hate your guts.

Idiot. +1

Negotiations for Ms. Erdoğan to become Bleacher Report's top FIA Formula One World Championship correspondent continue unabated.

[dying]

That's great.

That's hilarious.

In a sad coincidence which compounded that day's senseless tragedy, February 4th, 2013 also marked 23,531st consecutive day in which alligators failed to consume Terry Bradshaw.

I've tried all of them so far, and they've all been great.

"Tune into next week's episode of Dispatches from Bizarro-World, in which Hall of Fame NFL quarterback Dan Marino generates a readout on an electroencephalogram!"

That's a great point. Replies from the jokesters you really respect never get any less gratifying.

Yeah, I'm not complaining about the devalued +1: as you said, the landscape itself is different enough to render that argument moot. But it's mind-boggling to go back and look at that post, where there are like six or seven flat-out hilarious, amazing, quintessentially Deadspin comments, and between them, they pulled…

Yeah, not to reopen that whole can, but I remember when getting 5 positive replies to a single comment felt like winning the universe. Like, I'd be positively giddy for the rest of the day. Now, it's not all that exceptional to see a comment get twenty +1s. Hell, just in the past couple of months, we've had…