All_Over_But_The_Sharting
All Over But The Sharting
All_Over_But_The_Sharting

Ha!

Nice. +1

No, you play a game - an activity engaged for diversion and amusement - for fun, unless you are a lunatic. Any game. Every game. Every permutation or mode of every game. That is what makes a game. Competing is part of what makes it fun, so you compete, because you want to have fun. There's a simple test for

I'm sorry, I'm not a hardcore gamer or anything, but I just have to chime in to take issue with this:

Ah so! I knew I shouldn't have given my kids a bath! I miss everything.

SONOFABITCH +1

Sources tell us Te'o's representatives are working with ESPN on a deal to produce a special one-hour live broadcast, produced by CAA, in which Manti will sit down with a handpicked interviewer to answer certain pre-approved questions about the scandal. While many of the specifics of the deal are yet to be made

Well, he had a story for that: she supposedly told him not to come, because she didn't want him to miss a game. I'm not saying I believe it, but it's out there. But according to his own statements, he sent her white roses. So there should be some white roses, yes?

I'm sure this is a really stupid question, and has probably already been asked a million times by others, but:

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We're now working to confirm early reports that the rats intend to fire their head coach, Raccoon Shanahan.

SONOFABITCH

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Oh come on, you act like the guy never takes a break. If he never takes a break, then what the hell is that giant, fleshy, mucous-coated cocoon dangling from the ceiling of his office for?

That's great.

Before you jump to any unfounded conclusions, you should know that police have already eliminated Andray Blatche as a suspect, citing his total incapacity for getting any part of himself up.

Truly one of the great moments in the history of democracy.

JUSTICE.

Because there are a great many sick, sad, broken people out there who hate things that are good.

Look, I understand that DUAN only has like eight participants anymore, and it's always the same eight guys, but still. If any of you haven't voted FOR Oddibe McDowell's Water Bill for the DHOF yet, please go take care of that now so that you will not have to live the rest of your life with the absolute knowledge that