Yes, in every way. Give Guerrero credit for making it into the kind of fight Berto doesn't want to fight, I guess, but there are fascinating inside fights and then there are ugly, unwatchable inside fights, and the difference is the job the ref does. This ref isn't making a lot of sense, and the fight is suffering…

I don't like anything about this fight. The ref is doing a shitty job, too.

Yeah, that's all dead accurate. He's basically a dress shop mannequin with a spring-loaded arm at this point.

Well, he's hanging in there. Still, if you'd told me two years ago that Andre Berto's destiny was "guy who gets punched a lot but has too much pride to go down easy," I'd have wept.

Oops.

He's gonna lose. It's gonna get called in the next round or two. He's hopeless defensively: he couldn't protect his eye even when it was open. His career is coming to an utter halt right in front of us.

He's just not a good defensive boxer at all. Shoulder-roll requires crazy instincts and quickness, and that's not him at all. He's gonna lose here, quickly.

And... yep, it's not working for him. He's not a shoulder-roll guy. Too leadfooted.

Berto doesn't look good in the shoulder-roll defense. Not saying it won't work, but it looks ugly, ungainly, and unnatural on him.

I'm up and running. Shitty, choppy stream, but it should do.

Do a Google search for "firstrowsports.uk," click the first link, and look for the Boxing/MMA tab. It's a shitty stream, but it'll do.

Oh, fuck no. Anytime parents are grieving for their dead children in a movie, I am guaranteed to fall to pieces. Which is to say, I saw Lincoln today, and it wrecked my shit.

I'm trying to, but the auxiliary watching-pirated-things-which-are-all-but-certainly-virus-laden laptop is (shockingly!) acting funny. Trying to get it up and running right now.

Well screw you!

Anybody else watching the fights tonight?

God, that is hysterical.

[dying]

[dying]

Oh, that's great. +1

Hilarious.