Ha!

I've made my peace with losing the star, but I'm not sure about what to do with the complimentary 1989 Toyota Tercel I received with it. Do I need to return it?

[dying]

Yeah, the Red Sox locker room is a stormy place these days. "We miss Youk, and we're really heartbroken," said first baseman Adrian Gonzelez; "On days like this, it's hard to want to come to the ballpark," commented designated hitter David Ortiz; meanwhile, pitcher Josh Beckett ameliorated his crushing grief by…

!aH

I was mystified by the "Kinja" moniker, so, as is my wont, I contacted Gawker Help to see what gives. Turns out it's a portmanteau of the words "kinesis" and "let's try to find a way to quickly turn the page from the raging tire-fire of PowWow as quickly as we can, ja?"

Night-night, DUAN. I'll see you folks in the brave new world. It will be whatever we make of it.

7:00am, according to Craggs's post from the other day.

[nods distractedly]

I'll be around. Hell, I may comment more.

Also, I know we're only supposed to do pictures of ourselves, but I thought I should cover Rare Endangered Vuvuzela in case he can't get to it.

Well, I'm not in that one, but six hundred of my offspring are in that pot.

That Harden gag may possibly be the greatest Deadspin comment of all time.

Sorry to disappoint, but I'm pretty much exactly as you'd expect.

Neeeeever mind.

Those were so much fun. And, you missed one.

Let me premise this question by observing that, having attained a personal long-distance running record when I recently jogged from my front porch to the end of my driveway in slightly under ten seconds to retrieve a bouncing ball before my toddler followed it into the cul-de-sac, my expertise in matters of human…

I'm not disputing that order matters in this system. But in a system in which the comments aren't displayed in chronological order (and there are no pink commenters to toy with) it's kind of hard for me to imagine anyone doing what RMJ=H did with the awanus thing.

Hell yeah! That's a great point about a criminally underrated movie.

High Plains Drifter is amazing. No western I've ever seen goes so to nearly as dark or surreal places with the whole harsh-western-justice thing. That's some real heart of darkness shit right there. So good.