We're talking about a $2000 all-in-one with laptop components, here. Price is a thing?

It's like having a Ferrari chassis and body with a Chevy engine. Who cares about how pretty the monitor looks if the operation is sluggish.

It's such a weird thing that grown men in NC call their dad "daddy." My Northern friend just took over a sales territory from a 65-year-old man, born and raised in west/central NC, and he referred to his elderly father as "daddy." Like, "Got to get up and see daddy for his birthday."

Great analogy, Albert. Geoff is right that it will, on occasion, work. It will not work often, and Byron Scott will be fired long before we get to see this happen. Or the Lakers are tanking on purpose and NBA viewers are being trolled.

He definitely is. And that says a lot, because Jordan Hill is not that good at basketball. (He is, however, pretty damn good at rebounding, which is important.)

It's totally ridiculous. Apple doesn't give a shit though, because: shiny.

The screen pops, the GPU does not. This is what Apple does. They're still selling $2000 iMacs with a HDD and 775M because the average consumer cares more about how thin it is rather than how it functions.

You really don't know anything about stats, do you.

Probably not. PER rewards players who shoot the ball, not those who shoot efficiently.

Just remember that, excluding those who have ridden the rent-control behemoth for years, these are people paying, on average, $3000-a-bedroom for their apartments. Rioting.

Hahah, okay. You think an ancient, post-Achilles rupture Kobe Bryant is better than Jordan Hill. Okay. hhahahahahahahahahahaha okay

http://www.boxscoregeeks.com/teams/lal?seas…

Some teams (Knicks) fail even when they try really, really hard to not fail. The Lakers are not only devoid of basketball talent (Jordan Hill is their best player, let that sink in), but they also are proving to the world that there are still totally clueless executives and coaches in the sport.

How is this crazy? Each successful rebound-and-outlet-pass made would lead to a shot attempt with at least a ~90% make rate, so the marginal effectiveness of 5-on-4 defense would only have to be slightly less than 5-on-5. It makes sense. It's totally insane, but totally sensical.

I'm sure he can recall how much it cost him, but can he adjust for inflation off the top of his head?

"Mostly primates, if we're being scientific." - Ray Kelly

This is a researched, investigated, documented and confirmed case of two decades of blatant and egregious academic fraud that reaches from the lowly serfs (aka student-athletes) to top administrators. Graded non-classes "taught" by a non-faculty member to thousands of students confirmed in unusual detail by a…

Yes.

Let's conflate:

I think the point is that, as far as I know, Nicki Minaj doesn't have a degree in cultural and/or women's studies from Sarah Lawrence, and thus doesn't give a fuck about what the average Jezabel writer (nor commenter) decides to write about in her (or his) exegesis of the music video that she made to (1) make more…