I haven't seen this many delusional, washed-up former high school football players since the NFL last let cameras into the Bucs locker room.

Pythag. wins: Expected W-L: 48-34 (11th of 30)

Pieces of shit, all of them.

The question is whether Byron Scott understands that this is X's-and-O's tanking. Does he? I dunno. Probably not.

Aw, man. He won't be able to play a game. He might have to play another game. Poor dude.

Punishing kids? Our definition of kids is very different.

Beal's 50.7 TS% is sure gonna be missed. (League average for SG is 53.6%. Beal isn't that good, guys.)

So you learned how totally misread subtle incredulity, so subtle that it's wafting over your head?

A WORTHY GREY APPEARS

I'm surprised you don't see the NCAA bothering? These guys foam at the mouth for an assistant coach's son's best friend to give an unsanctioned ride home to a couple of third-string players. The NCAA bothers, and that is why the NCAA is the US's version of the IOC and FIFA. But you already know this.

"Efficient."

-1 for several missed opportunities to refer to the bat as a "shaft"

This is not great advice. This is half-great advice.

HARUMPH

Javier Lopez

Did you go to a fancy private school? Heart of Darkness is a challenging read for college students, and still yields difficulty into graduate studies. I would imagine that 8th graders would have no clue what's going on, particularly since the "journey" down the river is more a figment of Marlow's splintering psyche…

Is the "boom goes the dynamite" guy the inspiration for Goodell's recent mouth-fumblery?

Samer,

"the neon lure dangling before the yawning razor-toothed maw of some vast incomprehensible anglerfish"

At peak sprinting form I ran a 4.8 (hand-timed) at 5'9", 170, which is basically ideal sprinter size. This guy is enormous and still faster than me.