"The big fella lumbering inside the 40."

I really enjoyed the ESPN talking head who said that because it wasn't a knuckle injury, he was sure that the injury wasn't the result of a botched punch.

Surgery on a displaced metacarpal fracture is likely a result of an "intentional closed fist" motion. It's called a boxer's fracture for a reason.

I thought the same thing, re: rehearsals.

Raysism,

Best season since Pedro in 2000. I don't think anything will ever touch Pedro's 1999 season, but if anyone can do it, it's Kershaw.

"First of all, it was obstruction of justice." - Ray Lewis

What was your salary at Missouri?

"How will the new arena be financed? Will this cost taxpayers anything?

I once tried lighting a fire under my stepdad to wake him up. Turns out that it can really screw with the life insurance payouts. Would not advise.

Have you ever driven your car in the United States? This is, like, half of the people on the road.

Did anyone notice that when a player is injured on an NFL field, the trainers put down a branded Gatorade bottle next to the player, even if he's writhing in pain and CLEARLY not going to drink the fucking Gatorade?

Comment section closed for the rest of the day, folks. Move along.

A good guy recognizes when he's made an error and apologizes for it.

I watched The Godfather Part II for the first time in years last weekend. I was absolutely devastated by it (the way the rise of Vito is intercut with the fall of Michael is positively brilliant). They weren't even using Steadicam yet.

way to much!

To be frank, after his collapse on Oprah's show, I don't think Tiger would weigh in on this issue.

Wait, wait, wait.

Look at #79 at 0:46. I swore that when he put his hands in the air like that, he was about to take a half-dozen bullets to the chest.

I will deadlift on Monday, press on Tuesday, sprint on Wednesday, bench on Thursday, and squat on Friday, but I'll be damned if I go for a jog. It is the worst exercise ever conceived.