As a lifelong Giants fan, even I'm scratching my head at "haven't won dick in a decade." Two AFC championships, a few conference finals and not a single-digit-win season since 2002 is quite a bit more than "dick."

fazed, not phased

Kobe, is that you?

Man seeking legal advice: "...I'm in a whole lot of trouble now. How do I fix this mess?"

Delany, paraphrased: "If the law says that we have to start paying our employees, we will stop making our product."

lol k

I don't think that you get to decide how native Americans (or other native Americans, if you are one) get to feel about a term akin to "Red Niggers" being used as the emblem of a billion-dollar company.

And the assumption that Kevin Love is simply a "stretch big man." Josh Smith is a "stretch big man." So is Kevin Love. One of them is one of the worst starters in the league, and the other one is one of the best score-and-board PF in league history.

When you say, "What's best for the team," what are you assuming?

The presumption here is that a player should be evaluated by a reporter based on said player's ability to produce wins. Why?

I love the Hudson Valley. Miss it, even from central CT.

I'm sorry you had to grow up in Catskill. As a Kingston native, I was always quick to remind my fellow residents that, "Hey, at least we're not in Catskill."

His body type is a lot like Mike Trout's. So much rotational force from torquing that huge torso.

That was the best single season by a pitcher in baseball history. With a 1.39 FIP, it ranks #3 all-time in FIP.

Cops are shitheads. It's almost a prereq of the job.

Did you miss the one above him that calls for a mouthful of cum? I mean the guy's (or lady's) name is "hotcocktranny."

Gotta manufacture that consent.

After the press conference, Goodell casually chatted with reporters about his recent movie-watching, describing Raging Bull as "a near-perfect depiction of romance and love between a man and his wife."

The spreadsheet start date is likely not the beginning of her disinterest, and certainly not the beginning of his frustration. Having evidence like this is the easiest way to ward off the age-old argument stopper: "What are you talking about?" It may seem frigid, but I've been both plaintiff and defendant against the…

"Everything You Know Is Wrong" is my favorite They Might Be Giants song. And I actually like They Might Be Giants.