AllOverButThePaulBlarting
All Over but the Paul Blarting
AllOverButThePaulBlarting

I like this dunk. It's a good, tie-scoring, exciting the crowd kind of dunk. Age has nothing to do with it.

Christ, just because they traded for two black players does not mean they're now dangerous.

Dear Watt, I wrote you but you still ain't calling

Ugh, poor guy. What a shame.

He has a solid career ERA for pitching in two hitter's parks in a brutal division his whole career, which also coincided with the Steroid Era. Granted they're overrated, but he won quite a few gold gloves. His career strikeout numbers are very impressive as well. Depends on where you land on the "wins as a useful

Let this be a warning to all adult NFL hecklers. Stick to the ESPN.com comment section if you want to keep your caps on.

That ham sandwich has a future in the NBA, especially when it's the first pick for Team Chuck in the Rookie Challenge at All-Star weekend.

"Hi it's Derrick from Chicago, first time long time. Now that you guys are being shut down for the year, would it be fair to label your station as soft?"

Did you know there are aviation earmuffs for dogs?

"But it went way too far, and it wasn't very clear that it was a joke, that it was fabricated. If you read it, you might think that it was actually Tiger talking. The whole thing is completely ridiculous."

And there's the only valid reason I've heard. You may carry on.

I'm 5'3" with small hands. The only reason I drink Foster's is to get a laugh out of my buddies when they see me holding those giant cans.

It's a weird phenomenon, isn't it? People reading an entire, what, thousand-word-or-so article and taking for granted that it's actually code for some shorter, hidden statement. That, like, if I'd grown up a Sacramento Kings fan and this was all schadenfreude and spitefulness, I wouldn't just write that, instead of

There are active rapists in the NFL.

There's these two letters in there in front of "likable" that shouldn't be there.

Every other NFL player is more unlikeable than Rob "Yo Soy Fiesta" Gronkowski. If you disagree, you are a miserable human being with no inner sense of joy and wonder.

It makes more sense once you recognize that it's a pit viper, and that Wright is known in the dart world for his precision at throwing darts with his opposable-thumbed hands, just like a pit viper.