"How will the new arena be financed? Will this cost taxpayers anything?

I once tried lighting a fire under my stepdad to wake him up. Turns out that it can really screw with the life insurance payouts. Would not advise.

Have you ever driven your car in the United States? This is, like, half of the people on the road.

Did anyone notice that when a player is injured on an NFL field, the trainers put down a branded Gatorade bottle next to the player, even if he's writhing in pain and CLEARLY not going to drink the fucking Gatorade?

Comment section closed for the rest of the day, folks. Move along.

A good guy recognizes when he's made an error and apologizes for it.

way to much!

To be frank, after his collapse on Oprah's show, I don't think Tiger would weigh in on this issue.

Wait, wait, wait.

Look at #79 at 0:46. I swore that when he put his hands in the air like that, he was about to take a half-dozen bullets to the chest.

I will deadlift on Monday, press on Tuesday, sprint on Wednesday, bench on Thursday, and squat on Friday, but I'll be damned if I go for a jog. It is the worst exercise ever conceived.

As a lifelong Giants fan, even I'm scratching my head at "haven't won dick in a decade." Two AFC championships, a few conference finals and not a single-digit-win season since 2002 is quite a bit more than "dick."

fazed, not phased

Kobe, is that you?

Man seeking legal advice: "...I'm in a whole lot of trouble now. How do I fix this mess?"

Delany, paraphrased: "If the law says that we have to start paying our employees, we will stop making our product."

lol k

I don't think that you get to decide how native Americans (or other native Americans, if you are one) get to feel about a term akin to "Red Niggers" being used as the emblem of a billion-dollar company.

And the assumption that Kevin Love is simply a "stretch big man." Josh Smith is a "stretch big man." So is Kevin Love. One of them is one of the worst starters in the league, and the other one is one of the best score-and-board PF in league history.

When you say, "What's best for the team," what are you assuming?