AllOverButThePaulBlarting
All Over but the Paul Blarting
AllOverButThePaulBlarting

I'm guessing you're a homer, but you should probably look at Wall's stats before you make more unsubstantiated claims. If he were better at making up for his mistakes, he wouldn't shoot the ball at a 52.4 TS% (52.9% is league average for a PG). You can talk narrative all you want, but he is a freakishly athletic

You're missing the point. He is a superstar of dumb athleticism. I don't mean that he's stupid, but that he does stupid things on the court out of a quasi-heroic sense of self. He is not a superstar of winning basketball games, which may or may not matter depending on what you care about in the world of sports.

This is a great time to stop your puns permanently.

She just wrote "I blocked the FBI just in case."

don't make it any more obvious

This is a guy who said, "Queering doesn't make the world work." Sorry for his kids, but not much of a loss, if you ask me.

For living in Connecticut? Yes, I do feel bad for him for that.

I don't think you understand the solution. The 5'5", 145 lbs. driver would require 35 pounds under the seat. It's a good solution.

That's a stretch.

this dude definitely mad

Without clicking on your post history, but having read your username, I can assume what the majority of your comments entail.

It's heresy to judge a woman's choices on Jezabel, but dear lord that face looks plastic. That woman in the above-left picture is just so beautiful, and so natural. Why, Tori? Why?

As a resident of the New Haven metro area, I can tell you that all of those things are risks of living as a resident of the New Haven metro area.

If you care more about excitement than winning — which you should, because you're a glorified consumer who pays money to be "part of the team" — you could understand.

It would be called "grandstanding" by homophobes around the country, so no, I'm glad he didn't try to "steal the spotlight" from the rest of the players drafted.

"What in this world could have this man done or said for THAT. Nothing ... I don't care what he said. You've gotta walk away, and then you have the mentality to go and push someone in the crowd?" said the white guy in the designer suit.

Sean, you've gotta be the thinnest-skinned writer on the internet. Every time someone questions your choices, you come back with petulance I've only seen from Jay Mariotti.

I thought he said "L.A. Rams."

I'm saying that Derozan is horribly overrated. What I meant to say is that all of the love for Derozan (from the coaches, even!) is because he shoots the ball a lot.

Derozan's all-star berth means his trade value should be at an all-time high. Watch for that genius Ujiri to trade him in a "blockbuster" that makes them the #3 seed easily.