The only thing that matters is PPS. Volume does not matter. When you miss 2 shots and score 26 points, your team will win. Ibaka's line was even better — historic, even.

Yes, it is racist.

Andrea Bargnani is the worst player (who actually gets minutes) in the NBA by a country mile. The Knicks will begin to win games at a better rate, and everyone will wonder why.

I can't believe there's a coach in the league who wouldn't go for it on 4th and 2 at that position in the field. Still governed by stupid old-school conservative logic.

Self-driving cars will all but eliminate traffic congestion by 2034. It will be safer and exceptionally efficient and they can simply replace private ownership with public call-services, at a low cost due to high demand. Banning cars? Ridiculous.

The same person who doesn't know who Kyle Lowry is is the same person who thinks that championships and ASG appearances equal productivity. Makes sense.

It's not funny. You're right. Abstain. Stop complaining to others that their entertainment choices are lacking. No one cares about your opinion. I don't like the video. No one cares. Abstain.

PER and WS do a terrible job at aggregating wins. The idea of professional economists using such awful statistics to "prove" that players are over- or underpaid is a joke.

If you don't like the humor, don't subscribe to it. Don't watch viral Youtube videos. Don't go on Buzzfeed or CollegeHumor. I don't. Why do you?

That's an excellent explanation. Thanks for bringing that point to such clarity.

You don't watch basketball. Excellent point guard.

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These people truly have no idea what they're doing.

Since when does Drew Magary write for Jezabel? And have a vagina?

I would hope that they're lurking, but dial-up would make this site take forever to load.

I'm not defending Asshole #1. I don't taunt at sporting events because I'm a fucking spectator, not a participant. There's a reason for that: I don't deserve the glory of the win.

I saw a woman bring her two young children, probably 5 and 8, out of Grindhouse: Double Feature. I almost slapped her myself.

Seems to me that antagonistically yelling about how "your" team won is not a crime, but spitting on someone is. That's the major difference, and one that seems to go unnoticed by most of the posters in this here comment section.

On-topic but related to SNL: Justin Timberlake has been looking hot as hell tonight. Damn.

Or maybe he just doesn't suffer the legion of cottage industry drones pumping out mindless, PPG-laden schlock at 5 cents a word. Maybe he's a visionary who doesn't play by the rules because the rules of the "entertainment" industry are fucking stupid, bro.