Why are you using FG%? Stop.

That's because Anthony Davis also is awesome at other things that PER measures. Just because it's right about Davis doesn't mean it's right all the time. Every advanced stat has Davis as one of the best, if not the best, player in the league right now.

PER does not matter. Here's how it works: So long as a player shoots better than 33% 2PT and 25% 3PT, his PER goes up. You could have a guy leading the league in PER with a PPS of 0.66, which would be the worst in the league by a country mile. It is a terrible statistic. Volume scoring does not matter. Stop using it.

Clever joke.

What am I missing here, aside from a sense of humor?

Gus Johnson.

Colin Cowherd, everyone.

Praise Jah

It's also an argument for blow jobs, if you want to take the pro-life route.

Yeah, but think about how much better it would be if you didn't have to stop in the teens.

I'm just wondering how far nostalgia can take you.

Sean, are you 16? I haven't met anyone who listens to these bands since I was 16.

Source?

It's not just news, Mike, and you know it. This tone is befitting of the NY Post re: stop-and-frisk.

Seven counts of injury to a child should be felonies.

The same could be said of any game or sport. I like watching great minds play chess, so why would poker be any different?

You really don't know anything about corporate liability.

He's a senior writer. Do you know what that means?

Fuck a killer instinct. In our ever-present desire for winning, winning, and more winning, sometimes athletes can remind us that sport is as much about the process than anything else.

From your inability to use question marks and the correct truncation of "nobody is," how could I assume?