Thank you for apologizing in advance for this terrifically solipsistic and idiotic comment.

That's the most well-deserved punch? Did you just discover the internet?

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Hideous.

Sometimes the simplest things are the best things. +5 yds

You think Taxi Driver's a rough 70s film? You've never seen Salo.

This contractor assuredly is more discreet. It's going to take more than $50 and a half-case of Ciroc to get them to talk to TMZ.

Metal Detektor's the best song they've ever written. No filler. "Quincy Punk Episode" is amazing. I guess "Staring at the Board" and "Chloroform" are the closest thing to duds, but Telephono is nowhere near as good as this. That sounded like a mediocre guitar rock band. This is a new sound. They don't sound like…

God, this band is bad. From the not-so-subtle vocal auto-tune to the insipid lyrics, I really am glad that I'm not 19 anymore. Shuddering.

The best Spoon album.

You could gush over his 186 OPS+ through the first 222 PA of his career. Do you give a crap about numbers that look like Ted Williams's?

Is it an AA joke? I don't get it at all.

What am I missing here?

Five Guys Burgers and Fries. Popeye's is nasty.

You should do some research on why the Royal Family gets money from the government. You might learn something.

How about that tattoo? Reads like a confession.

Legally, he is, at this time, innocent. There, happy?

You forgot the part where you make seven figures at age 22 and are already a nationally-known celebrity.

"Is it really that hard to find a decent girl out there?"