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"Which of course doesn't absolve Seferian-Jenkins from going down to one shot from a shifty kneebiting shit stain like the guy who punched him."

I guess my Deadspin is all sorts of messed up, I guess, but I guess it works in this scenario, I guess.

Weinstein's already secured the movie rights. Those rhyming names are too perfect.

All you have to do now is say KONY2012 was a hoax, Israel is a champion of peace, and Craig James hasn't, in fact, killed several hookers, and you might break a record for most obvious troll.

I particularly like the euphemisms they use to describe head injuries. "And... Scott's shaken up on the play." No, Joe Buck. His brain accelerated and decelerated on impact into his own skull and his gross motor function is temporarily disabled.

I particularly like the euphemisms they use to describe head injuries. "And... Scott's shaken up on the play." No, Joe Buck. His brain accelerated and decelerated on impact into his own skull and his gross motor function is temporarily disabled.

I particularly like the euphemisms they use to describe head injuries. "And... Scott's shaken up on the play." No, Joe Buck. His brain accelerated and decelerated on impact into his own skull and his gross motor function is temporarily disabled.

Oh, is that all she wants?

Right. Manu Ginobili couldn't possibly be an ultra-efficient slashing SG without Popovich. You know, even though he was 25 when he entered the league and was immediately an impact player with a .141 WS48.

I heard Gregg Popovich called "the best coach in the NBA" last night by the Lakers' color commentators. You think he's "underrated?" He's got four championships in the last thirteen years.

You sound like a fuckwit: "I even salute her good taste for realizing that [one overpriced WASP-y brand is cheaper than another overpriced WASP-y brand]." Get real.

Classiest dick joke of the day.

Name one coach who would turn down either the Bulls job in '90 or the Lakers job in '00.

Amazing.

How many accounts does Jay Cutler have on this site? Jeez, dude: give it up.

+1 for gut laughter, unfortunately, for me, in a public place

I know I'd always want to be in the shadow of my less talent "superstar" PG who can't even come close to my production, all while accepting a lower salary (probably an extra $2M a year) and being known as a "sixth man" who "sparks" an offense.

I love drinking a beer in a public place and reading a book. I know that Newell's whole schtick is to be the hip, trust-me-I'm-cool weekend contrib, but comparing bar reading to football game reading? Fuck right off, my man.

The guy shot .66% TS% on 21 USG. You don't think he can carry a team?