You're missing the part where Houston got a guy who shot .66 TS% on 21+ USG% who is going to be 23 this season. And they gave up Jeremy Lamb and Kevan Martin and one decent pick (Toronto's) and replaceable garbage. This makes absolutely no sense for OKC, not Houston.

[Repurposed and cropped from the front cover of "Heyman, You Can Churn, Too!", a supposed instructional video sent as a practical joke to an unspecified Kansas City Star columnist after he reportedly sent a mass email asking if local butter was "worth the fuss."]

Mulholland Drive after TWWB, although Basterds is the best Tarantino movie since Pulp Fiction, and maybe better. But Blood is so clearly the best American film of the Aughts there's not much room for argument.

And it's a commercial so your expectations are totally fucked up. It would be like asking Old Spice to make a commercial where they say if they've stopped putting bad-for-your-health aluminum in their product. That's what articles and developer blogs are for. Not could-be TV spots.

Cry your fuckin' eyes out, bro.

Yeah, because there's anything wrong about seeing how exciting a game's action sequences are. Please, tell me more about the plot! Please!

Gold.

Or subtle, delicious trolling.

McGee is the perfect athlete to respond to this kind of stuff. Hook it up, Deadspin. McGee's McCommentary McCorner or something.

"that kind of directorial decision"

Brilliant.

I laughed too hard at this.

Simple and harsh. I like it.

Lots of celebrity stories today: I, too, wrestled with a well-known sports figure when I was an 8th grader and he was a senior. His name is Bill Conlin.

And DeJuan Wagner once scored 100 pts in a high school game. All that matters is MLB statistics judged against other MLB statistics, and HR/RBI is about as closely correlated as it gets within that league.

Surprisingly enough, this was not the first on-air endorsement of David Foster Wallace's magnum opus for ESPN; Woody Paige once urged viewers to read the novel just between calling Romeo Crennell a "classless, half-y jive-turkey" and claiming that ice hockey was "the only sport left where faggotry is not tolerated."

Surprisingly enough, this was not the first on-air endorsement of David Foster Wallace's magnum opus for ESPN; Woody Paige once urged viewers to read the novel just between calling Romeo Crennell a "classless, half-y jive-turkey" and claiming that ice hockey was "the only sport left where faggotry is not tolerated."

Surprisingly enough, this was not the first on-air endorsement of David Foster Wallace's magnum opus for ESPN; Woody Paige once urged viewers to read the novel just between calling Romeo Crennell a "classless, half-y jive-turkey" and claiming that ice hockey was "the only sport left where faggotry is not tolerated."

Surprisingly enough, this was not the first endorsement of David Foster Wallace's magnum opus for ESPN; Woody Paige once urged viewers to read the novel just between calling Romeo Crennell a "classless, half-y jive-turkey" and claiming that ice hockey was "the only sport left where faggotry is not tolerated."

Is the ridiculous syntax intentional?