Really though, this is one of the worst attempts in Deadspin history.

There's a regular poster on Knickerblogger who thinks he's about as good as LeBron. It's kind of upsetting.

"Did you really think that Hakeem was the only one giving lessons to big men in the offseason?" - Kermit Washington

This sounds like some serious sarcasm.

It's not absurd at all. Do you think rugby players typically lead with the head? Nope. They tackle bodies. The helmet is a weapon.

Lots of people get mad when the numbers conflict with their preconceived notions of player value. Don't worry, bro: you're not the first.

He played 31 MPG in his rookie season. How much more PT will he get than that? Do you really think that an extra 5 or 6 MPG will cause a "dive" in his WP48?

He played 31 MPG in his rookie season. How much more PT will he get than that? Do you really think that an extra 5 or 6 MPG will cause a "dive" in his WP48?

He played 31 MPG in his rookie season. How much more PT will he get than that? Do you really think that an extra 5 or 6 MPG will cause a "dive" in his WP48?

According to some advanced statisticians like Dave Berri, Fields is one of the most efficient players on the team, although he dropped from .219 to .170 Wins Produced per 48 between his rookie and sophomore years (due to his forgetting how to shoot the 3). The reality is that he's likely an outstanding guard and…