Viggo's only 55!

Jeff Bridges, in a heartbeat.

Can't top that. Can't even try.

A girl in my high school class, in a similar situation, became my hero for life for saying, when called upon by our math teacher to come up to the board "Nope. If I stand up I'm going to bleed right down my leg, and nobody wants to see that."

Would you? Would you though? I'm down for whatever crap he's in because who the fuck cares about the story when you can spend a couple hours looking at that? I'd be melted all over the floor if that were me, so thank god it was Kate instead.

Oh my god, me too! I was married for almost 30 years (married too young: 20 and stupid) and casual sex is THE BEST THING EVER. Who knew?

I have no idea how to walk in heels like that (speaking as one who last week skinned knees and twisted an ankle falling off 2 1/2 inch heels.) I bought a pair of 5 inch heels for the amusement of my fella and I can barely even stand up! Not that that's the point, they're strictly for, you know, fun - they defs go well…

Yeah? well lucky YOU. We ain't all, and some of us like to use a little makeup in compensation.

Me too!

Oh, swallowing though - no problem!

I was recently enjoying the favours of a younger man (I am in my late 40s, he was 30) who among other things wanted me to accept the, um, facial, and you know, correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure that expectation is hugely derived from internet porn, which we didn't have when I was last sleeping around (in my…

Meh, I had 30 hours, no drugs. I asked the docs/midwives not to offer me pain medication, that if I wanted it I would ask (defs left the door open for it because who the fuck knows till you've tried whether you can do it or not, right?) and at one point they did offer anyway, and I guess despite what they thought I…

My daughter (now a well-rounded, balanced, sane 19 year old) was raised by both methods: I'm very CTFD, and her father is very much the FTFO type. Luckily for her, I was generally successful at making him CTFD. He still gets the eye-rolls from her, I'm sure.

Hmm, I don't recall that I called you moron or any other name. All I said was check your bias at the door. Because you're full of biases. And yeah, I do believe what my doctor tells me, because she's right - fuck, I AM healthy! I ride my bike an hour and a quarter most days, I walk most everywhere otherwise (neither…

WTF is wrong with you? She IS healthy! You can't read? - she had all her labs one, and her doctor says she's healthy. Healthy comes in many shapes and sizes! I too am somewhat overweight, but spectacularly healthy - and fit, moreover. Try this on for size: I have a brother who is very thin, and when people hear that…

Ugh, I think that was my ex. We wound up barely having sex at all, and then not at all. Until very recently when I hooked up randomly with someone else post-divorce, I thought I must be hideous. I'm not.

Newly-weds and nearly-deads is how I've always heard it. Flows better, no?

Well, friends, it's all there in the line "a Russian circus bear" - it's well documented how Russian circus bears are trained. SO, yeah, humourless: I'm okay with that.

So Doug, what, you think this bear's hugging the guy because he "loves" him or something, because he wants to? HE'S FUCKING TRAINED TO. The Russian circus training for bears is cruel beyond words, and yeah, they come out looking like this, like they like to do what they're doing, because that's what they have to do. …

Yeah, I was thinking that too. Well, not the dog.