...short-rib burger blend molded into a sad little meat thing, sitting in the center of a massive, rapidly staling brioche bun, hiding its shame under a slice of melted orange cheese...

since he cant sell burgers at his restaurant and can’t sell his steaks at sharper image, he has to take his beef to twitter.

Actually I think she might be pokemon.

My mother has worked in the film industry a long time. And, I sent her a link to the Kristen Stewart piece from Jez last night. And, this was her response:

Yep. That whole “smile!” thing starts really early for girls, eh?

I bet the girl who filmed it will get a harsher sentence than the guy who actually committed the rape. Because that’s the world we live in. No, wait. I just hope the guy gets sentenced at all. THAT’S the world we live in.

Guy with a Masters in Special Education and 17 years working with children with severe autism here: 1. Fuck you DeNiro, you degenerate piece of garbage. 2. The causes of autism are widely accepted as a mess of disparate factors.....the age of the father, a heightened level of testosterone in the mother, genetics ( a…

It could also be the case that she was dismissed recently and is sufficiently pissed off to file a meritless lawsuit. It’s a little hard (though not impossible) for me to believe that a non-illegal-immigrant domestic worker would allow this to happen for decades and not know/complain/ etc.

Criminalizing abortion. Criminalizing pregnancy. Criminalizing birth. I mean...what exactly are our options? Not have sex. But then how will the menz get the sexy times they’re entitled to?

You mean threatening someone with jail does NOT encourage them to come to you for help? COLOR ME SURPRISED.

100% uncontroversial take:

Thanks! According to Cancer.org: “In the past, talcum powder was sometimes contaminated with asbestos, a known cancer-causing mineral. This might explain the association with ovarian cancer in some studies. Since the 1970s, however, body and face powder products have been required by law to be asbestos-free.”

This is a pretty interesting article explaining the uses of talc, the correlation with cancer and such. Apparently talcum powder was also used on condoms and diaphragms, so women got exposed that way even if they weren’t directly applying the powder to themselves. Frighteningly, one part of the article states that…

Soooooo, who wants to e-stalk this dude and make a website?

Why does it need a person to cut up the fruit? Isn’t that what the claws and teeth are for?

Honestly, I think it’s because as a female you are worried you’ll be judged if you don’t show up. Dudes just take for granted that they can stay home when they are sick, their kid is sick, or it’s dangerous to travel.

“Excuse me, my gun is up here."

girl cant even tie up a whole store-full of employees at gunpoint and steal millions of dollars in jewelry without wearing a mask without being sexualized like whats a girl gotta do to avoid sexual harassment in the workplace smh

Have you read this? https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B0UUYL…

I feel like he gave himself a little pep talk there near the end when he jumped back up again before finally getting the cracker "Damnit Douglas, you can do this! You've stolen hundreds of crackers before, this one is no different. Now you go back down there and you get that cracker!"