So...for this to work, each kid will also have to have a special holster for their canned goods that they wear everyday in order to ensure that their canned weapon will be on them and easily accessible at all times. Otherwise I guess this just works if intruders invade the special canned food storage room and kids are…

I can tell that cop is an asshole the way he keeps refusing to pet the cat and tossing it aside. Yes, I do judge people based on their interactions with cats.

He sure dances around the drugging allegation. Apparently he claims the girl only had two drinks and NO WAY could she be passed out, and anyway, she was kissing him, she totally wanted it! Newsflash, asshole, she suspects your darling son drugged her drink and it would only take one drink then, wouldn't it?

We were supposed to keep that secret? I really should reconsider my name and avatar...

[other cat comes in] Maru, what the- ? I get the box, but really? You're letting the humans put this ridiculous hat on you?!

I really wonder if this isn't a front for some kind of human trafficking ring. Call me jaded but somehow that seems more likely than its face value (and that's bad enough as it is).

That is a good point and if it was just any little kid, I would agree. But because she's a celebrity, anything she says is more widespread and can draw a lot of attention from wackos and it just makes me nervous for her to hear that. But on the other hand, I really want to kick myself in the butt for thinking she…

Spot on.

Oh dear. A parent, or someone who cares, should advise her not to use that line to introduce herself. It would be clever if she wasn't a little kid and all I can think of is how the perverts would LOVE that.

Ok, you need to rework the title. I thought I was going to read about parents surreptitiously having sex while their kid was in the same room—hoping it wasn't the same bed—because the title says they get caught having sex by their child. By. As in, next to. Yes, yes, I get what you meant, but that's how I read it and…

I have a big enough annoyance of itchy armpits from deodorant, I'm sure as hell not going to add dye!!

The bottom half looks like someone took the draperies off the window and just kind of tied them on her. This has got to be one of the weirdest, most gawd-awful dresses I have ever seen.

"threat compliments" exactly

Glad to know I'm not the only one that got that impression from this article. I think she tries to save it a bit by talking about how the cool girl never loses her temper/is two-dimensional, but no...it all just fails for me. What I hear is someone who has some jealousy issues so now has come to terms with it by…

I just bought a dress from ModCloth and had the whole, exact pocket-excitement scenario you described above. Exactly. Right down to the pointing it out to friends and disappointment that my husband did not see what an important addition these big pockets on my dress are! You were obviously spying on my for this…

Might I suggest cedar: smells nicer than moth balls.

Unfortunately, it's not just the old folks. Parent/child, husband/wife, 20-something friends— we all do that here!

I think AllezWasps was being rhetorical. I agree. I think our justice system is really messed up.

"When all was said and done, we both ordered the Chicken Oriental Salad" This is such a North Dakotan thing to do. You'd think, being that she's there to review food, she'd take advantage of having a friend along and deliberately order something different (and share a bite or two) so she could check out two meals.…

Plus not too mention how unoriginal this is. Right away I thought she's probably just trying to copy Hiroshi Fuji: http://inhabitat.com/hiroshi-fuji-m…
The only difference is his are actual sculptures that actually take existing cheap plastic toys and evolve them into interesting art. Miley, on the other hand, is so…