What's the big deal with shrimp?! I don't remember that even being questionable when I was pregnant.

I was going to comment to say the only thing they were good for was around a bun. Actually, now that I think of it, really nothing works as well as that for keeping the bun flyaways in place. But yeah. Thick hair = screw scrunchies.

According to your list of behaviors, it has been confirmed: I'm a cat.

Yes, it's kind of like a puffy tumor that needs to be surgically removed immediately.

Giant V for Vagina?

If I could talk to my younger self, I would say hey, you know those cat schools you're doing, for fun? And all those obstacle courses and tests you have the cats do? DOCUMENT THE HELL OUT OF THAT SHIT! In the future, scientists get paid mega bucks for discovering half of the stuff you've been doing just for super…

This is so horrifying! I was surprised the family didn't stay but I know that some vets don't allow that—which to me says, find another vet! After this article, I'm all the more suspicious about vets that won't allow the family to stay for the process.

Well said!

Yes. This sentence just about gave me a seizure.

You realize that whole list of limits is not going to end up rewarding you, right? I say that from experience—smokers have a similar list of things, and living with a controlling partner a person also has a litany of things they do. But the problem is it's not really helping that "other person" you think you're doing…

The sad part is the look of utter rejected loneliness on the other dog.

You know what, you're not alone in your way of thinking. I've heard it a lot. A woman on the reservation gets beat up by her husband or boyfriend and the white person that sees it all happen says "it's none of my business" and "it's in their culture, who am I to step in and tell them it's wrong" and "maybe there's a…

I can't even watch the whole thing because the "music" is so terrible. "I laa you puppy"?! Ugh. I shouldn't even be having this conversation at OIL.

I've never understood why more people don't switch it up. Not necessarily to hunt for the daily doubles, but it seems like contestants just get compelled to finish out the column before moving on, no matter what. But really, he's not the first person to do this. I have seen other people employ the same strategies,…

I had to switch over to Google Chrome so I could login JUST so I could star your comment: it made me laugh out loud.

Yes, when I started reading this, at first I thought it was satire—really heavy satire!— and that she'd turn it into a point about how the stereotypes she just did there were just as bad and that being from a particular region is no excuse for intolerance. But it slowly dawned on me that, noooooo, she's saying this…

Ha, I was thinking the same thing about the admission. If they were going to be all cute with the price, they maybe shoulda done some conversion rate checking first.

Fear of a camera has never been more adorable.

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But it's the cafe from the movie—I'd bet anything that this happens pretty regularly there, that people go there specifically for that reason, and that the employees pretty much expect it to happen at some point. The difference here is that it was an improv group so that the whole restaraunt was doing it at once.…