Your username... It is a thing of beauty.

REAL LIFE IS NOT A ROM-COM.

WANT. I dont even care my boyfriend isn't around to see me in them, or doesn't even care for anime, I will prance around in my room by myself and it will be amazing.

Oh, Lizzy Caplan gets drunk and naked at work and it's "charming." I get drunk and naked at work and it's "oh God what is wrong with you."

Ran out of time; this was the best I could do with your composite request.

So, basically:

This photoshop nightmare is clearly Daisy from Rock of Love.

The thing I've always found weirdest about these composites is how specific they are about certain body parts. I understand looking at a person and thinking "wow, those eyes are beautiful", but who looks at someone and thinks "DAT FOREHEAD. OMG." ?

I unabashedly love this. I love people who just don't give a fuck and do what makes them happy. These are my people.

Oh, I'd put it in my mouth, alright. Mhm.

This year is shaping up to be pretty horrible. Damn shame, as Thanksgiving is one of my favorite holidays.

My long distance fiance is having a really hard time and the last communication I received from him was a message saying simply "I don't think I can trust you." This is an allusion to a few weeks ago after he…

Knock it off, y'all. The fact that this commentariat holds sexual assault to be a reasonable probability when calculating the likelihood of claims isn't stupidity; it's pragmatism. I mean, what are the two options here? "One guy got drunk with his wife and did something moronic" versus "Two people conspired epically…

i know this is sort of non sequitur, but does medusa have snakes for pubic hair? cuz how do you deal with that? can you shave or wax snakes? do they turn men to stone who gaze upon her snaky muff? mythology is confusing.

WOW!

The posts on his personal Facebook page make it so much more depressing. He talks about getting out of the half-way house and meetings with his parole officer that make him hopeful. He wishes his friends a happy holiday for fucks sake and reminds people not to drink and drive. Ok this guy is probably a moron, but he's…

I have an airlock I'd like you to meet.

To be fair, she can't be more than four, which means there's still plenty of time for her to get the hang of paying attention and doing what everyone else is.

I have to post an unpopular dissenting opinion here. As a mother with a little dancer just this age and a former children's theater director I have to say that children like this can be a nightmare. She does not seem like a child so caught up she doesn't realize what's happening, she's obviously seeking attention. The…

OH CHRIST ON A BIKE

I COPIED THAT SENTENCE TO USE IT IN MY COMMENT.
THEN FORGOT IT WAS STILL ON MY CLIPBOARD.
AND JUST RENAMED OVER 25 IMAGE FILES BY PASTING WHAT I THOUGHT WAS THE RIGHT FILE NAME I HAD COPIED BEFORE.

NOW I HAVE 25 IMAGES SPREAD THROUGHOUT MY COMPUTER ALL NAMED "DAVID HASSELHOFF MANIACALLY GRASPING…