No one gets a passing grade.

Fuck the pope.

Y'all are really pushing the Miley angle today huh? Guess now that we won't be hearing from Amanda bynes for a while...

Erecto Patronus!

Mine feels kind of like a plastic bag stretched over my face. One little slip in thinking can cause me to relive all my worst moments and then the suicidal thoughts slip in and I feel hopeless and alone and enclosed and afraid of everyone around me and being afraid to go to bed at night because I hate that silence and…

Okay, what about this: Can I send a picture of my smiling face but have my dick visible in the reflection of my aviator glasses? Because that sounds totally cool.

I know that everyone else here has already explained exactly how you are so very, very wrong, but I'd like to congratulate you on being so profoundly wrong.

Anti-depressants accomplish exactly the opposite of what you're describing. I've been suicidal since I was SEVEN. My anti-depressants help me feel feelings; suppress the previously uncontrollable and intrusive thoughts that tell me I'm worthless , stupid, and hated; participate fully in life; and have rational and…

so the out-of-shape dude that couldn't fight off a skinny teenage boy is the same man that can get a fully-grown adult out of an overturned truck.

I have to say that I really really like your articles. Well done.

As a general matter, most people don't enter the criminal justice system for the first time as an armed robber or murderer. Marijuana is one of the primary gateways into the system. After arrest and conviction, employers and landlords are within their rights to discriminate against felons. This makes it harder, if not…

Yes, my point is that some criminals are good people. At the very least my point is that criminal defendants have more nuanced and complicated lives than "you did a bad thing therefore you are a bad person." It's almost never that straightforward.

UGH CRYING UGH.

I think they're cute. I like the little fuzzy indents where their eyes should be.

Women who can make a decent pie don't need to prowl 50 bars with baked goods in hopes of finding love. #Pie4Life #ohSNAP

Just try to relax into it.

Are...Are you Ok?

FOR REAL. Fuck this bullshit ass "joke".

Oh man I thought I was being really clever by always opening an incognito window before typing "why can't I stop pooping???" into google

LOL everyone knows no one would ever want to marry a fat black woman. HILARITY.

WHY DOES EVERYONE HERE LOVE REGINA SPEKTOR SO MUCH?!? DON'T YOU KNOW THAT AMANDA PALMER IS THE BEST THING EVER?!? FUCK YOU, FAKE FEMINISTS!!!