LMFAO, great reply... IN BREAKING NEWS TONIGHT... “Old man that yells at cloud jealous of younger people yelling at clouds but having more fun... sad thing is they’re not in his yard and can’t hear him.”

I’m thinking pleated shades as a potential option. The exterior window, I’m sure is a drunken throwback to the OG CRX vertical hatch glass.

The gamma-based 1982 Pininfarina Olgiata shooting brake concept was just beautiful and had a usable simple hatch, so why they had to go through such complications not to have a hatch is baffling...

Teams is fine. Our department has been using it for the past year. Zoom, on the other hand, is fucking garbage.

Clearly we have a chip shortage because they’re all inside the vaccines now!!!

For sure; it’s a little hard to spin ‘ease of use’ as a reason to pick up a console (especially when it’s up against ‘whichever Sony exclusive franchise is your favorite’). I just think it’s funny that, what, two months after getting a Series X, my favorite thing about it is probably ‘how rarely I remember I’m playing…

an ordinary young woman who must harness her magical abilities

Says you. I think Foreskin is a great name and I look forward to playing it.

An absolutely perfect soundtrack to an absolutely perfect game. I have never found any music quite like it anywhere else. Some tracks from Mechwarrior 2, another magnificent soundtrack, sound a bit like it. But Quake stands out to this day. It’s not everyday music, but when you want to experience something deep, when…

In a weird coincidence I just started re-listening to the Unreal Tournament soundtrack, which isn’t as dark and industrial but still brings a lot of the same nostalgia for me.

Old release date: Never

Ah, the trolley problem for racists.

Certainly better than some other blog you can’t even comment on.

Hey I dunno about you folks but this Defector sports blog sounds pretty cool.

If there were so little reason for the Xbox to exist, there wouldn’t be millions of Xboxes in the world. People really need to let the “just build a gaming PC” take die, it just makes you look myopic. 

Every time I heard “Red Wizard Needs Food” my heart dropped, esp if playing with people who just instinctively picked up EVERYTHING on screen without seeing who needed life or items. Good times!

The answer to “am I the only one” is always “no, you are not”

Edit: Well, since Kinja gonna Kinja and not let me upload an image. . .
Double-edit: Welp, there she goes. Or not.

Thing is, I like the original Mortal Kombat movie. It’s a pretty movie with pretty scenery, and while it’s not earth shattering, it’s an okay movie that I love to go back and watch every once in a blue moon. It’s comfort food.

Annihilation, however... I’m going to keep pretending it doesn’t exist.

Yeah, between Mega Man 2, Bionic Commando, Blaster Master, Castlevania II: Simon’s Quest, Super Mario Bros. 2, and especially Double Dragon (with Ninja Gaiden following closely on their heels in early ‘89), 1988 was a very special year for the NES and for me personally as a budding layabout.