they dont want to eat the fish, but they do want to make it late for something. 

And the first MK movie was a good silly time. I'm not there with this movie yet but we'll see.

People I have talked to have said they don’t plan on purchasing the game until they can get their hands on a PS5 or the new Xbox. Other people would just rather wait a year for the game to finally patch out the majority of the issues, so they can have a better experience when they purchase the game

“We’ve tried nothing and we’re all out of ideas!”

I’ll definitely go back to FFXIV whenever enough story has been added since the last time, but that’s not really “going back to play again” the same way I used to resub to WoW in order to play through the whole thing as yet another new character every year or two (which I stopped doing since Legion, it’s just not the…

a liiitle bit different because the people in your scenario are misplacing their anger onto black, brown, and queer folk instead of the politicians that lie, cheat, steal and vote in corporations favor. in randy’s case the only people hurting (and really, to them, tis but a flesh wound) are billionaires.

Also GameStop stock being the revolutionary catalyst exposing the system for the sham it always appeared to be is...*millennial chef’s kiss*

I know I’m in the minority on this one, but I can’t believe the official title is Returnal. I thought for sure it was a placeholder when it was announced. But to see it continue to be the title? ...I can’t believe it. I think it’s an awful title. It establishes what the hook of the game is, sure. But I think it’s…

hahaha did you just "cancel culture" an article about a pedo...?

This feels like the stock market equivalent of Eve Online. I’ve still no clue what’s really going on, but find it amusing to read about it all the same.

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“Jenna Ryan for your realtor! I’m so fucking dumb I will actually DOCUMENT all the irregularities with your transaction and post them on Facebook! When we forge the deed through a dummy corporation, I’ll put my own name on that motherfucker! Hello? Hello?!”

Easy, Xbox 720, Xbox 1080 No Scope, etc., etc.

I was definitely influenced by Raiders of the Lost Ark, started looking into archeology, then realized it was completely not for me. Culturally Abhorrent is quite the take. It snuck up on me, no one told me I should hate Indiana freaking Jones now. Fortunately, I am the type of person that can distinguish between…

Al Qaeda: You mean we didn’t have to fly planes into buildings? We could’ve just walked in?

Bye, bye proud boys!

nope only 1006

When Homer was designing his dream car and said that every car should have that little ball on the antenna that helps you find yours in a crowded parking lot?

It was YEARS before I realized that that was a joke about what a terrible idea that would be.

YEARS.

A giant tree that was once home to a teeny tiny owl, two morning show hosts, and the Radio City Rockettes

I was fully prepared to raise hell about the lack of mutant league football until your last paragraph.