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Porn?

When I was a poor college Freshman I only had Diablo 1 Spawn installed on my 486. So I probably killed the Butcher over 100 times and loved every single kill. <3

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Back when Twisted Metal Head On came out for PS2 they included a download code for 42 sound bites and music tracks mainly from TM1 TM2 TMB and TMHO. I still love listening to the tracks. Great Stuff. TMHO is severely underrated and also has a great soundtrack. I am very fond of Tokyo Rooftops.

Mechwarrior 2 soundtrack will always be my favorite, Followed closely by Rise of the Dragon for Sega CD. 

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Something something... Danica caused it... something something something.

For some reason I read that at “genitals” instead of generals and the sentence still seemed appropriate.

Let’s remember some guys: Ron Kittle

Dare you to cook it and find out!

*checks*

I’m really hoping somehow Verdant Crosshatch makes it into the Deadspin commenter name bracket next year... 

Came here to make a wizard joke. Yours is better. I’m just going home. Take your star. 

His racket. He Brkic it.

Bring it.

Toronto Pope Throwers would have been nice.

How bad will you feel if your apology gets even more stars than the belly flopped joke?

and Dream On.

i see your me car and raise you a KyleKimmy car.

If the Rams managed to win. Would Hekker been the MVP? 

I dont really have that kinda spare money.