I had to scroll pretty darn far. But, this was the comment I wanted to see. Thank you.

Wait. Back up. Why is AJ McCarron getting partial credit for giving birth?

I’m not very good at this game. Is there a Nathan Peterman one yet?

“Fourth rule: only two guys to a fight. Fifth rule: one fight at a time, fellas...”

Lucky for him, golf is not a sport.

makes me crap my pants man.

Logano has been awesome. I totally agree. Don’t know if Denny can pull it off with his injured ACL, but he certainly didn’t show any signs of slowing down last night. Truex has a shot, that team has been terrific. Bowyer and Newman don’t stand a chance though... Not nearly as consistent as they were last year. I am…

It was the most interesting thing that happened during the whole race. I don’t mind the new chase format. But, having Richmond as the last race before the chase has generated the exact opposite of what NASCAR hoped for. Usually it’s a pretty exciting track when the drivers are aggressive and aiming for a win. Now, the…

I know this isn’t a proper answer... But, this article makes me want to bitch again about how much I wanted the Mahindra Pik-up to be released in the U.S. I think I still have my invitation email from them to test drive once they are available. I honestly can’t remember being more excited about a vehicle and then…

I am glad they are trying new things. I respect that. They are proactively working to improve a flawed product. I hope they find something soon though.

It’s too bad the comments format sucks for tee shirt design contests. It would be really cool if Jalopnik could find a way to coordinate a good design contest once a year.

Any chance you can search some impound sale cars and make this a weekly thing?

I was sad to see the grandstands were half-empty. The Brickyard is such a prestigious event and it is too bad that NASCAR has gone downhill to the point where even indy can’t draw a decent crowd.

More fun when goats are involved.

When I was a teenager, my 82 Cressida was falling apart. My dad, a used car salesman, asked me what I would like to replace it. I asked for a Trooper. I kid you not, his face turned pale and he flatly said “no.” He then explained that I would go poor replacing head gaskets on the Trooper every few months. I seriously…

I had to scroll pretty far down to find this! But, I am glad I looked. Justy, all the way. I was hunting for one 5 years ago and found a craigslist AD for one in Mass. Unfortunately, the guy had it buried behind about 30 other cars next to a wall... The amount of green moss growing on the car made me say... eerr no.

Flopping in golf too!?!?!? It’s bad enough in Soccer (Football).

God I love it when someone makes a witty comment that ALL of us should have made if we were paying closer attention in class.

Don’t be hatin’ I hear those balls are pretty damn heavy when properly inflated.

Time for some Mayfield Logic.