And for those of us who are realllllly poor. We get the FC RX7. Which is pretty sexy in its own right (if you like 80's wedge cars with lots of lines and angles).

pics or it didn't happen.

There's so many awesome tee-shirt designs for the contest that are buried in the comments within that post. Jalopnik should consider structuring it a little different for next year because the commenting system kinda sucks for trying to look at all of them. Still love you all though! Have fun in New York!

Any chance we can see a HeadQuake-style video of this rig?

Saturns have never been safer in New York! Too bad they never made a van.

As a long time Dave Blaney fan, I want to say I love you. <3

First the Rear View mirror... and now this!

I wanted to put in something witty, but the scene speaks a thousand words curses. I am open to suggestions for improvement.

Harry Hogge: All right. While we're still under a caution, I want you to go back out on that track and hit the pace car.Cole Trickle: Hit the pace car?Harry Hogge: Hit the pace car.Cole Trickle: What for?Harry Hogge: Because you've hit every other goddamned thing out there, I want you to be perfect.

Bonus points if they paint it Silver and put Honda emblems on it. (Since Phil's ride was stolen from NH too...)

Not enough Russian dashcams at sea.

The first Mortal Kombat movie was awesome.

Now they should leave it open and install a glass floor so everyone can admire it.

In the spirit of LeMons, if you show up with a vehicle that is 99 percent not likely to win the race, they don't care how much you spent on it.

Nice! Looks like a good candidate to replace my wife's 180,000 mile Scion XB when that dies... If it ever dies. Small, boxy, useful vehicles like this are just too rare these days. <3

Ken's Citroen re-assembled in his dormroom will forever be my favorite automotive prank.

You are a good man. I should have stopped to help shovel, I keep a folding military shovel in my survival back (in the backseat). Someday, If I can get away with working locally, I will get myself a Wrangler and life will be good.

Did he get Dashcam footage?

I picked up a basic dashcam for a little under $30 and set it up in December. I figured I would be able to record Comedic GOLD out here in Vermont with all the snow and a daily 30 minute commute. No such luck so far. Best I got was some poor sap in an Audi Wagon that got stuck in a snowbank this afternoon. If I…

Thanks for the link share! Those paintings are really awesome. It made visiting this article more worth it.