AlexGonzalez3
Alex Gonzalez
AlexGonzalez3

The raising of the streets for drainage didn't lead to any multi-level streets like Wacker Drive. The multi-level streets came later (after 1900) and were a result of clearances needed for bridges and railroad tracks. Apparently, the land on either side of the river isn't the same height either so that also factored

Similarly, when trash and sewage tossed into the river was floating out to the fresh water intake cribs in the lake, instead of just stopping throwing trash in the river they said "Eff it, we'll dig a canal and make the river run backward, so all of our shit flows to the Mississippi instead. Clean water problem

To be fair, they didn't just collapse out of nowhere. A piling replacement in the river was not done correctly and caused a hole to be punched in the wall of a nearby tunnel.

Spear of Athena? Cool.

Dude, that suit is BOSS!

I just hope it's not all white ladies. Get some Aisha Tyler or Rashida Jones in there.

What the heck does that massive dot represent?

But I want it now... and for free.... and Tacos

Mmmm...time for bourbon.

Paula doesn't take your shit.

Mine is similar, it looks like:

9000 dollars is nothing to someone who can spend 9000 dollars on a vanity Facebook.

This is weird. A few years ago my father who has a completely shaven head, went to Mexico and got a severe sunburn over his entire head. Every where we went, the locals suggested putting mashed potatoes on his head. Of course he didn't try it because he figured all the locals we're just fucking with him, but maybe

Add a bell and market it as a cat toy instead of some one-off geek plaything.

I often joke that learning Excel is the most useful skill I've learned in the real world and that they should teach an advanced Excel course in grad school as it would be more useful than most of the other classes... but really, I'm not joking. Totally serious. Knowing Excel is like magic... you learn a little trick

Learning how to do vLookup formulas, creating pivot tables and writing macros will do you some serious justice. In my time in the financial industry, those 3 skills alone seperated those who did work and those who got work done.